Yini engaba amamaki angcono okunakekelwa yingxenye yamadoda? Kubufakazi obuhle kakhulu bokungapheli kwawo akunakushiywa! Kodwa kuhle uma uhlonishwa ngumfana onobuhlakani, ngemikhuba emihle nangendlela ehle kakhulu yokuhlekisa. Khona-ke ungakwazi ukuhamba ngokuphepha naye ngosuku futhi uzizwe ngokugcwele njengendlovukazi. Kodwa umkhuba ubonisa ukuthi, njengengoma ingoma, kunomuntu oyedwa kuphela wamantombazane angu-9. Futhi iningi lalabo abazitholela endleleni yokuphila, hhayi ukuthi awufuni ukuchitha isikhathi, kodwa kunzima ukuzibamba ekhaya. Ngakho ungenza kanjani umfana ohloniphekile, kodwa ophumelelayo? Lo mbuzo uye waba njalo futhi uzofaneleka kumantombazane amaningi, ngakho-ke siphakamisa ukuthi sicabangele izindlela ezimbalwa zangempela nezindlela ezilula zokuqeda isoka elicasulayo.
Indlela yokususa umfana ocasulayo?
Akunandaba ukuthi kuphi, futhi ngasiphi isikhathi uhlaselwa ngesimo somnumzane. Cishe usuvele wazi ngokwazi ukuthi noma ngabe ukuphi, uzothola izingcingo, ukuhambela kanye nezimemo zokuya endaweni ethile. Njengomthetho, izindlela ezijwayelekile zokususa umfana ngesicelo sokukushiya wedwa, uqinisekisa ukuthi usuvele unesoka noma ukuthi unomatasa, unganiki umphumela. Kodwa kunezindlela ezi-10 ezisebenzayo zokumbulala lowo muntu ukuze yena ngokwakhe engafuni ukubhekana nawe. Cabanga ngabo ngokulandelayo:
- Yibani isikhathi se-mercantile. Akubona bonke abantu abanemoto nefulethi. Futhi ukukukhokhela i-cocktails ebiza kakhulu, unike i-bryliki futhi uqhubeke nezindawo zokudlela ezihamba phambili zilungele futhi zenze amayunithi.
- Zenze sengathi lolu lwazi luyisisekelo sakho sokuqala. Letha incwadi encane nawe futhi ungakuvumeli ukuphazamisa ingxoxo engenalutho nazo zonke izinhlobo zokuhamba. Ngisho nabantu abanenkani kakhulu abakwazi ukubhekana nomncintiswano ngendlela kaKant noma iGoethe.
- Isibonelo esivelele sokuthi amantombazane ahlukumeze kanjani amantombazane amanga. Akekho umuntu ongeke akwazi ukumelana nezinyembezi zezinsikazi kanye nezinhlanzi ngaphandle kwesizathu isikhathi eside. Umsebenzi wakho ukuveza ukunganaki kwakho njalo ngangokunokwenzeka ngale ndlela. Ungesabi ukuba u-hysterical. Ngemuva kwezigcawu ezimbalwa, ngeke ufune ukusondela nje kuphela umuntu othukuthele, kodwa bonke abafakazi abakhohlisayo bakho.
- Uma ungazi ukuthi ungambulala kanjani umuntu owayengumfana, kufanele umtshele ukuthi awufanelwe "nendoda" enjalo. Yakha ukukhathazeka okuvela emhlabeni wonke kanye namasosha avela emhlabeni, kubonisa ukungazithembi nokucindezeleka. Chaza ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukuhlala nawe, futhi umfana onjalo omuhle ufanelwe nentombazane yangempela, hhayi wena ngomlingisi wakho ohahayo, amanga angapheli kanye nezinyembezi ezihlala njalo nezikhalazo mayelana nokuphila. Ngisho noma ekhetha "ukuguqula" futhi akujabulise, emva kwamasonto ambalwa "ukugcoba" nokuthi "ukuphonsa" izinzwa zakhe azikwazi ukuma.
- Uma unomlingo futhi ulwa nomlingisi, khona-ke kuwe, isixazululo esiphelele sombuzo wokuthi ungaphonsela kanjani empilweni yomfana oyisithukuthezi kuyisimungulu. Cishe usuvele uthole inqwaba yobuthakathaka nokushiyeka. Zihleka kubo, futhi mhlawumbe phambi kwalaba bantu ababaziyo. "Ukugijima-okuzungeze" okunjalo ukuzwakala isithunzi, ama-pods njalo nokuhleka usulu akuwona wonke umuntu oyokuma.
- Zenze sengathi unomatasa kakhulu ukulondoloza umhlaba. Isibonelo, ungakwazi ukukhuluma ngokukhululekile mayelana nezinqwaba zobuningi bezinwele, ama-algae angavamile ukusuka ogwini lwe-Volga noma ama-penguin asongelayo wokushisa komhlaba. Ngaphezulu kwengxenye yabagibeli bazama ukuthatha umhlalaphansi ngemuva kwezindaba zokuqala mayelana nokubaluleka komsebenzi wakho kuleli zwe.
- Ungamlahla kanjani umfana ngosizo lwe-ilk yakhe? Yebo, okuyisisekelo!
Akekho omela ubulili obunamandla obungeke abubekezelele ukuthandana kwakho nabo bonke abantu. Ake ucabange ukuthi uzozizwa kanjani lapho zonke izinkathazo zakho ziphendukela kubantu abaningi. Akunandaba ukuthi ucabangani ngawe. Into esemqoka ukuthi umphumela oyifunayo uzotholakala. - Umsebenzi oyintandokazi wesifazane - ingxoxo. Ukuphazamisa njalo i-interlocutor yakhe ngamagama angenalutho, izindaba ezingathandeki futhi "ukukhipha ubuchopho" ngezindaba zokufuna umphefumulo ngezintombi zakhe, uzothola ngokushesha futhi uzothola lokho okufunayo.
- Ukungabaza kungenye indlela enhle yokukhipha umfana othukuthele empilweni yakho. Qhathanisa nabo bonke abangani nezihlobo. Vumela sonke isithunzi sakhe sibe yiphutha, izinkabi zezintombi zihlale ziba ngcono, futhi ubonisa ukuthi awukholelwa ekutheni uthembekile, ubuqotho, ngamandla akhe, futhi empeleni ukuthi uyindoda yangempela. Isikhathi eside umthelela onjalo kanye "nodaka oludabukayo" akukho mfana ojwayelekile ngeke ahlupheke.
Futhi ekugcineni, imishwana embalwa eyinhloko okufanele iphendulwe yizingane ezikhukhumezayo ezizimisele ukukhuluma nawe:
Yena: Asizange sihlangane ngaphambili?
Yena: Mhlawumbe, ngisebenza ebhalisini le-vendispanser.
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Yena: Ngicabanga ukuthi ngakubona endaweni ethile?
Yena: Yebo, yingakho angisayikuya khona.
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Yena: Ingabe le ndawo ikhululekile?
Yena: Yebo, futhi nami ngizokhululeka, uma uhlala phansi.
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Yena: Sizoya kuwe noma eze kimi?
Yena: kanyekanye. Wena-wena ngokwakho, nami-kimi.
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Yena: Ngakho-ke, uthini empilweni?
Yena: Ngingu-transvestite.
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Yena: Futhi uzalwa ngaphi?
Yena: Akukho ukungena.
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Yena: Yiziphi amaqanda ozithandayo ekuseni ekuseni?
Uthi: Ungacabangi!
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Yena: Woza, wena! Yini ongayifihla, ulapha kuleli club ngenxa yezizathu ezifanayo engizi ...
Yena: Ngempela? Ukudubula izinhlanzi?
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Uthi: Ngilapha ukuze ngifake izifiso zakho zasendle!
Yena: Usho ukuthi unembuzi nomalusi waseJalimane?
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Yena: Ngakho, ngizoya ekupheleni kwezwe ...
Yena: Yebo, kodwa ungahlala lapho?
Futhi khumbula, inkululeko yakho siqu ezifundweni ezisolisayo ixhomeke kuphela enesibindi sakho nangokwenziwe kahle.