Ubudlelwane buyakwazi ukukhula kube yinto evamile, ngakho ngezikhathi ezithile kudingeka badakalise kalula. Kungaba isidlo sangempela sothando, isixha sezimbali noma ...
... i-rally ehlekisayo ukuthi enye ingxenye izokhumbula ngokumomotheka ebusweni bakhe isikhathi eside. Kungenzeka ukukhumbula uthando lwakho ngezindlela eziningi, kodwa amaqhawe alokhu qoqo aqiniseka ukuthi kungcono ukwenza lokhu ngamahlaya. Futhi kunzima ukuphikisana nabo. Izindaba zabo ziqotho kakhulu futhi zihlekisa, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu - ingxenye yesibili ngeke isheshe ikhohlwe la amahlaya namahlaya.
1. Uma umfazi ephuma edolobheni, ngiyaphuthelwa kakhulu. Izinsuku eziyisithupha, ngenkathi esehambe, ngithi ebusuku ngangidla namakati esimweni esibucayi, bese ngicabanga ukuthi akusilo umqondo omubi kangaka ...
2. Nganginakekela intuthu yamantombazane ngenkathi ehlala eholidini. Ngaphambi kokuhamba, wangicela ukuba ngingadonseli isilwane sami enkingeni ...
3. Intombazane yathumela isithombe esivela e-Dallas aquarium. Ngimthumelele isithombe ngokubuyisela. Futhi manje zama ukuthola umehluko!
4. Yilokho okwenzekayo lapho ufundisa umfana ukuthatha ikati kumkhwenyana.
5. Umkami wayengafuni ukwenza ukudubula kwesithombe sokukhulelwa. Ngoba kwakufanele ngiqashe umthwebuli wezithombe bese ngenza konke.
6. Ngishadile ngesonto eledlule, futhi umkami wasicela ukuba sibe sína nomngane wakhe esithombeni. Ngokuqondene nami, lolu hlelo luzogcwaliseka nakakhulu.
7. Izolo ebusuku ngatshele umfana othanda "Coke" ukuthi ngithanda "Pepsi". Ekuseni efrijini kwakudingeka ngibheke lesi sithombe.
8. I-book-banter "Ubulili emva ko-40-a."
9. Umfowenu wathukuthele kakhulu ukuthi intombi yakhe yayingeke ikwazi ukuhamba naye edilini le-Halloween, ngakho-ke wanquma ukuthatha indawo yakhe ... ngesigamu.
10. NgoKhisimusi, ngathenge umgexo kumkami. Umdayisi esitolo wabuza noma ukupakisha isipho. Ngacabanga kancane futhi ngivumelana, kodwa ngamcela ukuba enze ukupakisha okukhulu kakhulu konke akake akubone. Umfana akazange alahlekelwe ikhanda lakhe futhi waphuma umqulu we-scotch.
11. Isithombe somkami ngesikhathi sokudubula kwesibhakabhaka saba yingozi kakhulu. Ngenhlanhla, ngiyakwazi ukusebenzisa i-Photoshop kancane, futhi manje konke kubukeka okungaphezu kokuvumelanisa esithombeni.
12. Ngangithukuthele futhi ngigqoka i-Halloween mask, ngiya endodaneni yami emanzini, bese ngivula inzwa yomsindo kumhlengikazi womsakazo. Umkami wayesebenza ngalobobusuku, futhi imibiko yezithombe mayelana nalokho okwenzeka ekamelweni kuza kuye efonini. Ngisabonakala nginegazi ezindlebeni zami, kodwa angikwazi ukulinda ukuthenga masks amasha.
13. Umkami wayephuzile emsebenzini namhlanje, futhi mina nekati lami sanquma ukumjabulisa ngokuthokoza.
14. Kwabonakala kimi ukuthi namuhla ngibukeka kahle kakhulu kuze kube yilapho umfana ethi ngibukeka njengoPatrick kusukela embonini mayelana no-Bob's Sponge.
15. Ngatshela umyeni wami ukuthi ngizogqoka leli suti kuphela emva kwakhe, futhi kungekudala wangithumela lesi sithombe ngesignesha "Shah and Math".
16. I-Eplvotch, eyanikezwa ukugcina uKhisimusi, ngilahlekile, khona-ke umfana wanquma ukungiduduza futhi wanginika enye indlela, engeke ilahleke kabi kakhulu.
17. Umkami wathi ngiyakwazi ukuhlobisa indlu yokugeza yangasese ukuya ekuthandeni kwami. Angikaze ngizwe ukukhala okuningi kangaka empilweni yami.
18. Muva nje umfana wangimangaza ngendlalelo engavamile yokudla kwasemini.
19. Wabuza lo mfana ukuthi angithumelele isithombe esithandekayo.
20. Umfazi wayefuna isithombe somndeni kaKhisimusi. Umkakhe wathola.
21. Ngathenga ama-rose angu-roses ngomkami ngoSuku lukaValentine, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile akathandanga isixha sami O_o
22. Ngikhohliwe engaphansi kwami, futhi lapho ngiphindela ngosuku olulandelayo, ngahlangana nokufakwa okunjalo.
23. Unogwaja wezintombi uhlala nami ngenkathi engasekho. Ngesinye isikhathi, ngangifuna ukumthumela lokhu. Ucabanga ukuthi uzoke ashiye isilwane esincane nami?
24. Ngithanda ukupheka nomkami.
25. Umfana uthanda ukwenza izithombe ezinhle nami ...
26. Ngesizathu esithile umkami wayekhululwa kancane ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa.
27. Ngabuza umfana ukuthi athenge amazambane ayisithupha ...