Ngibheka ukuthi manje uzohlala ulungele ikhamera?
Uyakhumbula i-anecdote mayelana nomthwebuli wezithombe owafika ku-lady's for dinner futhi wathatha izithombe ezimbalwa naye, enethemba lokumangalisa?
Khona-ke lona wesifazane, ebheka izithombe, wathi:
- Ziyini izithombe zakho ezinhle kakhulu! Mhlawumbe, unayo ikhamera enhle kakhulu?
I-photographer, yebo, ayizange isho lutho, kodwa ishiya ithi:
"Ngiyabonga, isidlo sakusihlwa sasiphundu." Mhlawumbe, unamapayipi amahle kakhulu ...
Ngakho-ke, lokhu kukhethwa kwezithombe kufakazela futhi ukuthi akunandaba ukuthi ikhamera iseduze ... Futhi ukubona ukuthi abanye abantu abamboni ngesikhathi esifanele endaweni efanele, ukuze bakwazi ukubamba into ebaluleke kakhulu engxenyeni yesibili noma "encane" ngeqiniso kuphela ngabachwepheshe bebhizinisi labo!
Ake sibone?
1. Umbono omuhle!
2. Ngamunye wabo unebhola lakhe
3. Umama unguMouse Omncane!
4. Mmm ...
5. Uma isinyathelo sinamandla, amaphiko angabonakali avele!
6. Kodwa umhlangano wabo awusoze wengozi!
7. Uhambe!
8. Singomunye ukwakha ukwakha!
9. Kodwa awukwazi ukucabanga ngakho ngenhloso!
10. Gcina umlomo wakho uvaliwe!
11. Manje uma kunjalo!
12. Yisiphi isici esihle kakhulu
13. I-hit ephelele!
14. Futhi uSanta usengumodemu.
Kuyesaba ...
16. Iphupho lomuntu ophelele!
17. Lo mcibisholo ufuna ukusho okuthile kithi ...
18. Babonani lapho?
19. I-New York ithandwa yibo bonke abantu!
20.Hoops ...
21. Akusilo yini isondo lami?
22. Le idira ine-twist ezithakazelisayo ...
23. Amaphi amaphupho ahambayo, noma ama-headphones.
24. Qinisekisa, sicela!
25. Yilokhu okusho ukuhlala nenkosi yomphefumulo emphefumulweni.
26. Ngilala elangeni.
27. Akukho lutho olufika engqondweni ...
28. Yebo, lapho, ukushintsha imibala ... nami ngiyakwazi ukufaka isiphambano.
29. Ts-s-s ...
30. Kuhle ukuthi ezandleni zomqulu kaPushkin.
31. Yeka ukuphindela kimi!
32. Ubukhulu obuhle.
33. Kwakunzima ngandlela-thile ...
34. Khuluma kakhudlwana, angikwazi ukukuzwa!
35. Uxolo, madam ...