Ngakho ake siphuze ukudla okungaphezulu nokuhamba kancane!
1. Uma ukhethwe isikhathi esithile kuleli klabhu, awunikeli ukuphumula komsindo oqhubekayo.
Silence!
Futhi ukuthi ngokuvamile abakwa-bartenders banethemba lokuzwa i-oda lakho?
2. Kunzima kakhulu ukuba uhlale kuphi emva kwe-01: 00.
Ngiyazamaza ...
"Ngizoya endlini yangasese ngomzuzu!" Futhi ukusuka lapho, masinyane uye ekhaya, ukuya embhedeni owuthandayo.
3. Ngokuvamile awuhambanga nhlobo nhlobo.
Ngifuna umuntu olungele ukuhamba nami.
Ungaba mnandi uma uphuma endaweni ethile, kodwa ekhaya, kusihlwa kuqinisekiswe ukuthi kungcono kakhulu ...
4. Usuvele wasebenzisa zonke izizathu ezikhona, uchaza ukuthi kungani ungaveli futhi emhlanganweni nabangani bakho.
Ngoba angifuni.
"Ubuthiwe okwesithathu ngenyanga. - Yebo, ngingumuntu ohlukumezayo. "
5. Uhambela kuze kufike uLwesihlanu nangeMigqibelo kubonakala sengathi uyinto enhle yensimu.
Ngemva kwemikhosi, udinga isikhathi sokuthola ngokugcwele.
6. Uma usenquma ukuhamba endaweni ethile, kukhululekile ngokwengeziwe ukuzizwa usendaweni enokuthula kunesikhungo somsindo, lapho ungakwazi khona ukudansa.
Ukuhlala kungcono. Ukuma kunzima kakhulu, akuthandi.
7. Uma uzokuphuza, zithanda ukuphuza utshwala obubi kakhulu, njalo njalo ngokudla okulula.
Hhayi, ungubani, ngichitha imali engu-6 kule vinini.
I-binge i-tastier ngokudla, ukudla kunesiphuzo. Yebo, zenzelwe omunye nomunye!
8. Yize izinhlobo ezithile zokuzilibazisa kusihlwa futhi zikumnandi.
Inzuzo yalo enkulu ukuthi iphela ngaphambi kwe-22: 00.
9. Awuqiniseki ukuthi uyaqonda "i-Facebook". Kulukhuni ukuba uqonde ukuthi ubani orekhoda ukuthi yimaphi amarekhodi, lapho amarekhodi avela kuthebhu yakho, ukuthi ungayisebenzisa kanjani nhlobo!
Ngokufanayo ne "Twitter".
10. Uhlale ucasuliwe izibuyekezo zohlelo lokusebenza.
Ungalokothi ubuyekezwe.
Ukushintsha = okubi.
11. Isikhathi sokugcina ezincwadini, emaphephandabeni, emaphephandabeni, ekusetshenzisweni kwemali kudlula kakhulu kunotshwala nama-hangout.
Nguwe engangiye ngifuna impilo yami yonke!
12. Uqale ukuheha ukupheka (ukupheka, kepha ucabangani?)
Keksiki! Sizopheka ama-muffin!
Yebo, futhi ufuna ukudla ukudla okumnandi kakhulu kunokuthatha izithombe bese ubathumela ku-Instagram.
13. Ubheka imibukiso eminingi yokudla.
Izinkanyezi azikwazi ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka.
Zithakazelisa kakhulu futhi ziphumule kakhulu.
14. Umbukiso we-movie ngo-21: 00 usubonakala sengathi u-otvaznym pastime.
Lokhu kubi.
Kuyafana nokuphuza ikhofi emva kuka-18: 00!
Into esemqoka ozimisele ukuyisebenzisa yukudla.
Khumbula nge-hangover nezinto ezifashisayo, into esemqoka - njalo ugcwele.
16. Amanani ambalwa kusukela kwisabelomali semindeni nawo ayabelwe njalo ukuthengwa kwemishini ekhishini ehlukile.
Ngokuvamile, awukhohlwa ngamathuluzi wekhwalithi wokugeza nokuhlanza.
17. Ukuxhumana kuTinder namanethiwekhi omphakathi afana nawe.
Bonke laba bantu abangaziwa, ukumamatheka okungajwayelekile, ukusikeka - konke lokhu akukhona kuwe.
18. Uma ukhuluma ngokukhululekile, ukuphola okuyisisekelo kuwe - okuphambene ngqo nokuzijabulisa okuhle.
Ngizizwa ngingathandeki ezimweni ezinjalo.
Ukuze uhlangane nabantu abangabazi, ucabange ukuthi bafuna ukukuhudula ukuba ulale noma uzimisele ukukhuluma nje - kunzima kakhulu, futhi kuyathandeka kakhulu.
19. Abantu abangagqoki ngesimo sezulu babangele ububele.
Kodwa kubanda ngaphandle!
"Kubukeka sengathi kulufudumele, empeleni, kuwukugqoka okunjalo, ubanda buyobhoboza amathambo!"
20. Ukhetha izicathulo ezisebenzayo.
Olubomvu? Yebo lokhu yigazi lami!
Ayikho ubuhlungu, akukho mzamo - induduzo kuphela, kulula kuphela!
21. Ubheka umbhede wakho ngobuqotho njengomngane wakho oseduze kakhulu.
Ngingashada umbhede wami.
Ngokubili uchitha isikhathi sakho kangaka enhliziyweni futhi enhle ...