Amadoda ekuthengeni: ama-45 ozimele zokuhlupheka kwangempela!

Bonke abesifazane besipiliyoni sabo esibuhlungu bayazi ukuthi amadoda namathengi ayinkulumo engavumelani.

Futhi noma ngabe "abathintekayo" ngesikhathi sokuthandana noma ukuzwa benecala (okuncane okwenzekile ngosuku olwedlule) ngokuzithandela bayavuma ukungena emasangweni esihogo esikhungweni sesitolo, ubuso babo bubonisa imizwa yokuhlupheka kwangempela kanye nokuphenduka ngesikhathi sokuqala kokuhlala kule ndawo.

Kodwa okubi kakhulu kusekhona kancane futhi bayaqaphela ukuthi ukuhlala wodwa akukwazi ukubi kakhulu! Ningikholelwa mina? Bese ubuka ukukhethwa kwethu!

1. Kodwa empeleni ngalesi sikhathi bangakwazi ukunqoba u-Everest, kahle, okungenani kumdlalo wekhompyutha ...

2. Yebo, yini enecala?

3. Qaphela, lolu hlobo lwamadoda lubhekisela ekushabalaleni!

4. Kodwa ngaphezu kokulindelekile okudingekayo ukufakazela ukuthi "Le nsipho ihlezi phezu kwakho imane ithandeka!" Noma "Wena ungcono kakhulu kule dress!"

5. Ihora lesithupha lokuthenga nomkakhe ...

6. I-WI FI yamahhala - njengesevisi yokukhulula!

7. Usuku lokuthenga ludluliselwa ebusuku ...

8. Kodwa bonke bathembisa ukubona kuphela!

9. Abafana, kuphela ndawonye singamandla!

Ngiphakamise kusasa ...

11. Oh, ngenkathi esesemnyango enezingubo, nginehora lokulala ngokuphelele!

12. Futhi, ngize nge-lipstick ku-collar ??

13. Uhlinzeka izikhwama zokulala ebusuku?

14. Uma kungenakwenzeka ukuba ulale ngoNyaka Omusha ...

15. Umuntu ulele, uthengi ...

16. Yini ongenakuyenza ngothando nangomqondo wecala ...

17. Ungabe usiphi izinga? Ngidlulile kakade i-89th ...

18. Ngimthanda ngempela yini?

19. Dude, bopha lokhu bethenga noma ukuphinda ikusasa lami ...

20. Futhi yini ingane eyenza okungalungile?

21. Isisulu sokuqala sokuthenga sithenga ...

22. Ngafunda ukulala ngomsindo we-100 dB!

23. Manje ngiyazi ama-shadow shades angu-40 ngaphansi kwamagama!

24. Into eyinhloko ukuziphindaphinda ukuthi ngisamthanda ...

25. Ukudayiswa ngiphupho lami elihle kakhulu ebusuku!

26. Lapha, ngaphandle kokusekelwe kokuzindla kubalulekile. O, o, o ...

27. Kuphela abathathu basinda!

28. Baba, usakhumbula lokho umama wethu abukeka?

29. Kulungile lokhu, noma ngizophinde ngilinganise konke futhi?

30. Futhi bathi ukuthi ezimangalisweni zikaKhisimusi zenzeka ...

31. Ngesikhathi esizayo ngizoxolisa ngemali ...

32. Inombolo yesibhamu ihlaselwe ...

33. Abafana, yebo, sesivele sibe umngane komunye nomunye!

34. Hlala umntwana, thola amandla ...

35. Mhlawumbe ungikhohliwe kule nqwaba?

36. Impela idemoni lingikhohlisile ...

37. Kodwa usadinga ukuvikela loti. Kulungile, lokho-kulandelwa kwabanye besifazane!

38. Uzama ukubalekela ...

39. Futhi lapha isithathu isisulu sanikela ...

40. Abafana, ukukhulula maduzane - emahoreni amabili isitolo sigcina!

41. Futhi lokhu kwakuwukuphela kwami ​​usuku!

42. Futhi emva kwalokho awakholelwa othandweni?

43. Kwangathi ungajabula, uhlakaniphile, owaxhuma isiteshi sezemidlalo lapha!

44. Ngisho noma phansi ngokwawo kuzoshintsha - angikhathaleli!

45. Hhayi, othandekayo wami, ngizozama ngalelo gqoko ngihambe ekhaya ngokushesha!