Noma ngabe uthini, futhi i-metro isesodwa sezinhlobo ezilula kakhulu zokuthutha komphakathi, lapho ungafinyelela khona ngokushesha lapho uya khona, ungesabi ukunamathela emotweni futhi uhlangabezane nodumo.
Kodwa akusikho konke! Uma unquma ukuya emgwaqweni ongaphansi komhlaba, khona-ke ulungiselele ibhonasi eyinhloko - ukuhlangabezana nezinyathelo ezinonya kakhulu, ukubuka ukuthi uzocaca ukuthi ngubani othenga lezo zingubo kusukela emibonweni ngemva kwamasonto we-haute couture!
1. Manje uyaqonda yini lokho esikuxwayisile ngakho?
2. Cha, lokhu akulona iqiniso elilodwa, kodwa nje ukuphila kwansuku zonke kwe-metro yasekhaya!
3. Futhi awuhambi kahle!
4. Noma, umuntu usuvele 'uhambile' ...
5. Umuntu angaba neholide eshaweni namhlanje?
6. Uyabona, ngiyakwazi ukuthenga i-Bentley, kodwa hhayi-kumgwaqo ngokushesha!
7. Futhi kuthiwani, ngesonto elidlulayo lezemfashini kubonisa ukuthi bonke bahamba kanje!
8. Yebo, umona nje ngesibindi sakhe!
9. Le cartoon iboniswa kaningi, futhi nansi umphumela!
10. UMary Poppins akafani ...
11. Ingabe ubuthakathaka?
12. Ngethemba ukuthi akusikho okwakucatshangwa ...
13. Futhi leli qoqo libukele ngempela futhi lingabheki nokuhleka?
14. Ucabangani, ngumuphi inganekwane owalahlekile?
15. Uma nje kungabi naye eduze kakhulu ...
16. Ngiyakuthanda mina nge-sloe-yo-yo-yoz!
17.Ho, kungalindelekile!
18. Kodwa awukakaboni!
19. ... ngaphandle kokuphakamisa ukusola phakathi kwezifo zengqondo!
20. Ukuhlangana nabanye abalingiswa kufanele bazilungiselele ngokuziphatha!
21. Kulula kakhulu!
22. Kumele ube njalo emgodini, bese ngokuzumayo endaweni ethile eduze nendoda yamaphupho akhe!
23. Ngeke sisho lutho ...
24. Kuye, i-metro yindawo yomdabu!
25. Yebo, uvele udume kakhulu!
26. Uqonda okuningi emikhandweni yefashini!
27. Ukwethula ukusabela kwakho empilweni yangempela!
28. Futhi isignali ye-WI-FI ingaba ngcono yini nge-antenna enjalo?
29. Izitayela azikho imibono ngemibala!
30. Ngisindise umhlaba ...
31. Futhi ingabe sisendaweni efanayo ephilayo?
32. Gcina ngokwakho ...
33. Ungacabanga ukuthi lokhu akukwenzeki kuwe?
34. Yilokho okushoyo - Total pink!
35. Mfundisi, wenze iphutha iminyaka eyikhulu-kakade ngo-21!