Ukukhumbula iminyaka yesikole, cishe wonke umuntu uyothola inothi lokufundisa elithakazelisayo noma elithakazelisayo edayari yakhe. Futhi izingoma zezingane zamakilasi amancane ngezinye izikhathi zibukeka njenge-anecdote.
Ngezinye izikhathi, emva kokufunda amarekhodi ahlekisayo, ungajabula futhi ujabule ngokwakho, yilokho ongakwenza khona manje, ngokubheka ukukhethwa kwethu ngobuciko ezikoleni zokubhalela ezikoleni kanye nezincwadi zokubhala.
1. Lapha ingane ingayiqondi lemibuzo embalwa, mhlawumbe wacabanga ukuthi ubuzwa mayelana nokukhanda okufunayo esikoleni.
2. Njengomuntu omdala nokufunda, ngezinye izikhathi izingane ezincwadini zingabonisa amalungelo abo. Futhi uthisha wambonga umfundi.
3. Ingane engenamakhompiyutha yenza inqununu yokwenza okungeyikho mayelana nathisha. Kodwa-ke, imingcele yobuhle ngisho namahlaya kufanele ihlonishwe.
4. Uthisha wayilungisa izwi lokugcina emsebenzini, mhlawumbe intombazane yabhala ngobuqotho lokho akwenzile esifundweni.
5. Kodwa ukuhalalisela okuqotho, okufudumayo nokuhle kungatholwa othisha bamabanga aphansi kusuka kubafundi babo.
6. Nakhu, uthisha uyazibamba lapho ebhala amazwi amabili.
7. Utitjhere uzokuhlangabeza amacala akhe ngaso sonke isikhathi.
8. Yilokhu okuqoshiwe kwezinkulumo ongahlangabezana nazo kakhulu, futhi awukwazi ukuthi uhleka lapha uthisha noma ukhale.
9. Umfana u-Arthur wanquma ukufunga ngobuqotho ku-Vitya ayemzondayo edayari lakhe, kepha wayengazi ukuthi kufanele abhale kanjani igama eliqalekisiwe.
10. Uma ubheka ukuzivocavoca okusebenzayo kwezingane, uyaqonda ukuthi imicabango yabo ayikho umkhawulo.
11. Mayelana naliphi irayisi kukhona umbuzo, okunye ukungaqondi.
12. Ihlobo liye lachitha kanjani, ukuhlola okunjalo kuye kwamukelwe, uphawu olufanayo lokuziphatha ngamaholidi.
13. Ukufunda izilimi, izibalo nokufunda kweGleb, ngokusobala, kuyisidlo sangempela.
14. Amacala ahlale engaqanjwanga esikoleni awathatha abazali ngaphandle kwabo.
Umakhelwane olambile, cishe wawela kumngane wakhe edeskini, wamemeza kakhulu.
16. Yilokho ngezinye izikhathi izingane esikoleni zingakwazi ukwesaba ukuxuba negama lomuthi wokugoma.
17. Uthisha ngokuhlekisa nokuqonda uphendule emlayezo womfundi esikhundleni somsebenzi ozimele owenziwe.
18. Ekufezeni lo msebenzi, umntwana wanquma ukuthi uJulia wayenomhawu - akazange nje athathe ama-oranges, kodwa wawadla.
19. Futhi yini? Kodwa ngobuqotho. Futhi ngeze azizange zonakalise i-notebook ngezinqumo ezingalungile.
20. USophia, mhlawumbe, uzoba isazi sefilosofi esivelele, ngoba usevele ebangeni leshumi uthanda abalobi abanjalo futhi uyicaphuna.
21. Ngezinye izikhathi amaphutha ezingane angenza uthisha abe nokuhleka kokuhleka.
22. Ubuciko obunjalo bungatholakala kwezinye izincwadi.
23. Umlomo wengane uqinisile.
24. Futhi ezinye izingane esikoleni esiphakeme sezivele ziqonda iqiniso lempilo yethu.
25. Ukungenelela kwidayari yomuntu siqu nakho kuyamangalisa kakhulu. Khona-ke masinyane uqaphela ukuthi ukugibela okujwayelekile e-wicket yengane kungaba mnandi ongqondweni.
26. Ingane kusukela ebuntwaneni iyazi ukuthi utshwala bubi, futhi ngezidakamizwa, mhlawumbe, uneziqu zomuntu siqu.
27. Ubaba uzoba mnandi. Kodwa umkakhe, wathatha isiphetho esincane kakhulu.
28. Isiphetho sangempela, esiqotho mayelana nomsebenzi we-laboratory owenziwe.
29. Yebo, abangane bangathembeki.
30. Futhi lo msebenzi uyingcweti efana nesitayela sikaSteven Spielberg. Kuphela lapho ukucabanga okunjalo kungavela khona kubantwana, ngeke uqonde: kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kuyisimungulu emnyama, ngabe ingane ibuhlungu enhliziyweni.
31. Ngezinye izikhathi ubheka amazwi avela kumfundisi edayari yomntanakho, futhi isandla asiphakamisi ingane ngenxa yezinhlobo ezinjalo, kungenjalo ungakwazi nje ukuhleka inkulumo efundisayo.
32. Njengomuntu wesicabucabu, kungenjalo.
33. Incazelo ecacile futhi ezwakalayo.
34. Amantombazane abamba izinyembezi for pigtails ayisekho imfashini. Abafana banamuhla banendlela ehlukile.
35. Kulungile, kufanele, ukuze ukwazi ukuhlanekezela igama elithi appendicitis. Futhi igama lokuhlola lale nguqulo "i-pentec"?
36. Endaweni ethile ekujuleni komphefumulo wami kwakukhona ukukhathazeka: iholide seliphelile.