Intombazane ithumele i-self ku-Twitter futhi ihlazisa izwe lonke!

Ngenkathi othile eqoqa izinkulungwane zezinhliziyo ngaphansi kwesithombe esisha, u-heroine wethu, owabelana nge-selfies, wakwazi ukuhlazisa izwe lonke!

Ukuya kuma-movie, umuthi omusha noma nje indebe ye-latte ku-cafe-njengawe, awusitholanga konke lokhu futhi wabelane ngokuthunyelwe okusha? Izinto zangempela zokuphila zanamuhla zithi zonke izigameko ezibalulekile noma ukuchitha isikhathi esilula kumele kubonakale kubonakala kunethiwekhi yokuxhumana.

Futhi konke kwaqala kanjalo ngokuhlambalaza ...

Yebo, umsebenzisi "u-Alyssa" ufuna ukukhombisa izingubo zakhe ezintsha ezimnyama. Futhi yini? Awunalo ilungelo? Kodwa lapha kukhona okungahambanga kahle ...

Ukulalelisisa kakade sekuyisikhathi sokubheka ikusasa lentombazane futhi kuzwelana nesikhalazo sakhe!

Futhi-ke konke kuphendukile ... Kubonakala sengathi abaningi sebevele bakhohliwe ukuthi i-fucking dress ebomvu ibukeka kanjani uma kwakukhona phansi phansi !!! Yebo, nepakethe enesifo se-marshmallow!

Ucabanga ukuthi uyisikhwama sezinhlamvu noma mhlawumbe nje isikhwama esinjalo?

Sisize ukuyihlakulela! Hamba, isihogo, isihogo! Insimbi yensimbi? Ekamelweni lokulala ???

Ngakho ... Asikatholanga isithombe esandulele! Ungabi nonya kangaka kithi!

Kodwa izwe lalingekho ngaphandle kwabantu abalungile!

Siyabonga kakhulu - oh, iNkosi ye-Photoshop!

Futhi, kubonakala sengathi, esimweni esinjalo kukhona indlela eyodwa kuphela yokuphuma: ukuzitholela isilwane esinjalo!