I-manna ipharne enezinyosi, ubisi olunomsila, inhlanhla ntambama - nje ungacabangi ukuthi sanquma ukuhlunga izinhlangano zethu ezimbi kakhulu enkulisa. Ngokuphambene nalokho - namuhla zonke lezi zinkumbulo kunalokho zenza ukumomotheka ngisho nokuzizwa. Yini engenakusho mayelana nezingane zanamuhla!
Maye, kubonakala sengathi bonke othisha abathandekayo kanye namannies abathandekayo baye bahlala emhlalaphansi, futhi isimo se-kindergarten asikho konke ... Futhi enye indlela yokuchazela ukuthi zonke izithombe ezisuka ezikoleni zasesikoleni samanje zifana nokuhlolwa kwangempela kwabazali nezingane? Bheka, bheka!
1. Ucabanga ukuthi le ncwadi ilahlekile ngengozi?
2. Yebo, lezi zimpawu zixwayisa ngengozi, ngokushesha nje uma zikwazi!
3. Futhi lokhu akusikho konke ukusikisela!
4. Asifuni ngisho nokucabanga lesi sithombe ...
5. Ngicabanga ukuthi yikuphi ingane ezovuma ukuhamba ngalesi sango ngokuzithandela ngaphandle kokuziqhenya?
6. Njengokungathi othile uzama ngokukhethekile, ingadi yezingane ihlotshaniswa nokushaqeka kuphela!
7. Kodwa isimo sokuhamba ngezinyawo sizoba nomthelela empilweni yengqondo yezingane ezinzima ...
8. Scarecrow kanye ucingo oluphakeme - izinga lokuphepha 80!
9. Kodwa abapapa bayokwazi kahle ukuthi bazothatha kuphi nokuthi bazokhipha kuphi ingane!
10. Kubonakala sengathi ngisho noma unayo imisebenzi eminingi yokuzimela njengabantwana baleqembu elidala!
11. Abazali bethu abazange bazi kahle futhi abazange babone lokhu!
12. Ngathumela ingane enkulisa futhi ngigijimela ensimini! Kungenjalo, kanjani ukufeza izinga lokulethwa kwemifino?
13. Ngokusobala, ngempelasonto, abazali bazama ukusula imemori yesonto elisebenzayo ...
14. Asazi ngisho nokuthi uzobhala yini encwadini yemibuzo enjalo!
15. Ingabe usuqine manje ???
16. Ubani owayengacabanga ukuthi imithombo yokuphatha ingasiza ekuqasheni ababhalisile?
17. Ucabanga ukuthi ke lezi zinkimbinkimbi zezingane zokuqala zivelaphi?
18. Kuhle ukuthi asiboni ukuqhubeka!
19. Yingakho abantwana bengathandi izindaba zezingane kusukela ebuntwaneni bethu!
Ngakho-ke bahamba noma bahambe?
21. Kubonakala sengathi umsebenzi wabo wesikhathi esizayo usuvalwe kakade!
22. Futhi akekho ophupha ukuba ngumdlali we-astronaut manje ...
23. Kubonakala sengathi izingane ngokwazo zihlamba okuthile!
24. Oh, le mikhankaso enkulisa! Balekela ngenkathi uzithuthukisa ...
25. Ubani ozibona ngokwakhe?
26. Ubaba womuntu ngeke ajabule ...
27. Ngikholelwa, ngothisha onjalo, izingane zizoqala ukubiza zonke izinhlamvu!
28. Futhi ikhanda lomama liphukile, kungani abadade befuna ukushayela izingane zabo kuNyaka KaNcibijane ...
29. Uma uhlaziywa izikhathi ezingamashumi amabili, kodwa kukhona okungahambanga kahle ngokusho kwepulani!
30. Futhi esikhathini sethu ngisho nezikhiya zazinomusa. Ngicabanga ukuthi impilo yami enogwaja yenza kanjani?
31. Sithemba ukuthi umndeni wakhe awuyona inkolo kakhulu?
32. Ukuhamba ekuseni enkulisa, hhayi iqiniso ukuthi kusihlwa uzofunda ingane yakho!
33. Kubonakala sengathi sesikulungele okuthile!
34. Awu-ah, eqinisweni sekuyisikhathi sokusho!
35. Noma kunjalo, lapho-sisadingeka khona ukuhamba ngesiqu sebhajethi yomshado we-elite!