Mhlawumbe, noma yiyiphi intombazane yayinesithakazelo embuzweni wokuthi kungani i-bitch ithanda kakhulu amadoda amabili angathà sina nabafana abanobuqili. Phela, noma ngabe kuphi lapho kuvela khona i-bitch, uhlale ephakathi nendawo, abantu abamehlo abakwazi ukumthatha. Pho kungani amadoda afana namabhodlela, ahluke kanjani kwabanye besifazane?
Ubani inhlanzi enjalo?
Uma ubheka isichazamazwi sikaDahl, khona-ke ungafunda incazelo engafani kakhulu yalomqondo. Igama eliye lavela ezinjalo ezinyoni zezinyoni ngokuthi "isiyalu, umkhwabanisi", okungukuthi, i-bitch yinto enganqikazi ukuthola "ukudla" noma kunini lapho kungenzeka khona, futhi umbono womphakathi awukhathazi nhlobo. Ngakho-ke, abesifazane abashadile abathandani izibungu futhi babheka njengengozi enkulu emndenini wabo injabulo.
Kungani amadoda afana ne-bitch?
- I-Bitch, ngokungafani nama-scavengers, abe nokubonakala okukhangayo nakakhulu. Owesifazane onjalo, ngaphandle kokuthola idatha yangaphandle evelele, uzobukeka enhle kakhulu. Ngenxa yokuthi uyakwazi ukuhlola ngokucophelela ukufaneleka nokudabuka kobuso bakhe nomzimba futhi uyazi ukuthi angayinakekela kanjani, ukuthi agqoke kanjani, apende futhi abe nesitayela kanjani izinwele ukuze enze isithombe esingenakulinganiswa.
- Kodwa ukubukeka okuhle akukwanele, kubalulekile ukwazi ukuzithoba kanye ne-bitch ukwazi ukukwenza. Umbuzo uwukuthi, bathanda abantu, i-bitch ayinandaba, bayakwazi kahle ukuthi bayithandani, futhi lokhu ukuzithemba kuyabonakala kukhangayo. Ungabiza i-bitch owesifazane onenhlanhla, obonisa ukulalela ebusweni bakhe, ezingela emuva nangenhlanhla engenangqondo yenja ehlanziwe? Akungabazeki ukuthi incazelo "yegundane eligundane" nelithi "i-jelly engenakubala" lizohambisana nayo. Ukwehla komzimba kuqinisekisiwe kwethanga, umhlane uqondile, ukunyakaza kanye nesimo sobuso kubonisa ukuthi konke kulawulwa, futhi lapho umuntu enomuntu onentshisekelo owesifazane onjalo enesifo esiyingozi emehlweni akhe ukuba avele. Kulungile yini ukumelana nento enjalo?
- Ama-Bitches azikwazi ukuheha umuntu. Indoda ejwayelekile, ebona isibonakaliso sokunakekelwa kumnumzane othakazelisayo, uwela ezandleni zakhe njengezithelo ezivuthiwe. Kodwa i-bitch izodlala ngesimo semvelo somzingeli, futhi uzoziphoqa ukuba afinyelele, hhayi isikhathi eside kakhulu, ukuze inqubo ingakhathazeki. Ngokuvamile, isikhali esiyinhloko se-bitch yikhono lokuhluka, kubonakala sengathi umuntu akasoze ambona lo wesifazane, uvulekele kusukela ohlangothini olusha njalo. Futhi ngaphandle kwalowo "mzingeli" emadodeni ethu kukhona namanje ukuthakazela kokuthola, nge-bitch abazizwa njengoColumbus, owathola izwe elijabulisayo nelingaqondakali.
- Bastards bakhetha ukuthatha indawo esebenzayo yokuphila, futhi uma bengabeki, baba ngama heroine abathandayo kakhulu emibonweni yabantu. Ngubani ongafuni umlingani embhedeni ukuba asebenze? Yiqiniso, kunezikhathi lapho i-bitch inomlutha kakhulu ngesifiso sakhe sokuhlala njalo nakuyo yonke into ibe ngowokuqala ukuthi indoda kuye ibone umphikisana, hhayi into yocansi.
- Ama-bastards - umhlobiso wabathengisi bamanani wamadoda, "izikhulu" ezinjalo zijabule kakhulu ngokuqaphela ukuthi zakwazi ukunqoba owesifazane ozimele noziqhenya. Nakuba, ngubani owawunqoba lowo, umbuzo omkhulu - ama-stinkers ahlakaniphile futhi ahlakaniphile, abadlali abahle kakhulu.
Amadoda athande i-bitch?
Futhi kungani wanquma ukuthi amadoda afana ne-bitch? Kungani lokhu kungabonakali, kungani ungasho ukuthi amadoda akhetha i-bitch? Uyini umehluko? Yebo, okufanayo phakathi kokuthandana nothando. Uma amadoda afana ne-bitch, kungani engavamile ukushada? Konke ngoba uthando aluzwanga lapha, kuhle ukuchitha isikhathi nge-bitch, ukuphumula kumkakhe - iqhawe ekunciphiseni isivinini kanye nezingane, njalo ukwenza umsindo ngaphansi kwezindlebe, uma ufuna ukuthula. Kodwa ukudala umndeni nge-bitch akuwona wonke umuntu ozikhethelayo, okumele kube yi-rag ephelele noma umyalo wokuphakama kunamandla kunalesi wesifazane, ukuze angamvumeli ukuba awe phansi. Futhi umuntu ovamile wokushisa okunjalo ngeke asinde.
Isimo sengqondo sezinyosi kumadoda siqondile - kuyoba nomuntu, kuyilapho ubudlelwane buletha yena ngokwakhe izinzuzo, uma nje isimo sishintsha, lo muntu uyathunyelwa ngokushesha. Cha, i-bitch ayinamahloni ngokuphelele, njengoba ingase ibonakale, kodwa uyazi ukuthi angayithatha kanjani imizwa yakhe, ngoba uyazi ukuthi ufunani empilweni, futhi ulungele ukuzidela ngomgomo wakhe.