Iqembu elisendleleni yolwandle lingalungiswa nganoma yisiphi isenzakalo: ngosuku lokuzalwa, uNyaka Omusha, inkampani noma nje "umphefumulo ufuna iholidi." Ungabamba iqembu elinjalo ezindaweni ezahlukene: ogwini lolwandle, imifula, amachibi, noma ngaphakathi. Kulesi simo, ngisho nesithwathwa ngaphandle kwefasitela - akusithinteki.
Ukwakhiwa kweqembu ngesitayela somkhumbi
Ukuklama iqembu elihle ngesitayela somkhumbi kunoma yiliphi igumbi, ungaphinde udwebe inetha lokudoba ngaphansi kwelayili, futhi insimbi yomkhumbi ene-wheel steering, futhi izakhamuzi ezihlukahlukene zasemanzini zibeka. Emhlobheni wamatafula, izihlalo, izindonga kufanele zenze imibala eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka-eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, ngezimbali kungcono ukhethe obomvu, omhlophe noma obuluhlaza. Ungakhohlwa ngezikhumbuzo zasolwandle, uzibeke lapho ukhona khona. Thola insimbi - ungashaya ama-flasks. Izinhlanzi namaski anezilimo eziyizigaxa nazo ziyasiza.
Uma unquma ukuba neqembu emvelweni, khona-ke lapha ungakwazi ukuhlobisa indawo. Faka umkhumbi wamanzi ophuzi weseshini yesithombe, nendawo elandelayo izilwane zasolwandle, ihange, isondo, amaqoqo kanye namafulegi. Ukuze uhlangabezane nezivakashi, ungahlela ukuhambisana komsindo - imisindo yolwandle.
Njenganoma yiliphi iholide, iqembu liqala ngezimemo, okungaba ngendlela yamakholi wefoni noma ama-sms. Noma unganikeza isitayela, isimemo esihlelwe kahle. Okungajwayelekile futhi kwangempela kuyoba isimemo, kufihlwe ebhodleleni. Ukuze wenze lokhu, thatha ibhodlela lesilazi, ungaba nephepha ukubhala isimemo futhi ushise kancane emaphethelweni. Isimemo esibhaliwe sihlanganisiwe sibe ngumqulu oqinile, esiboshwe ngebhebhoni, siyifaka ebhodleleni bese siyithumela kwisimenywa.
Ukudla kufanele kuhambisane nesihloko senkampani: izilwane zasolwandle, izinhlanzi zasolwandle, amasushi, izithelo zangaphandle, iziphuzo - rum, gin, ale kanye nobhiya.
Izindleko zenkampani ngesitayela somkhumbi
Ekukhethweni kwesitifiketi seqembu ngesitayela semikhumbi yezinambuzane ayikho imingcele. Ngakho-ke, isivakashi ngasinye singanquma ukuthi sizovela kanjani eholidini. Isimo kuphela - ingubo kufanele ibe ngandlela-thile exhunywe nolwandle. Indoda ingaba yi-pirate noma induna yomkhumbi womkhumbi, amanzi noma i-Neptune, nowesifazane - agqoke njenge-mermaid noma umdobi. Izambatho ezinhle zesifazane zasolwandle - ijaji noma umkhumbi. Kulabo besifazane, amathoni aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka-aluhlaza okwenziwe ngengubo. Izimfanelo zezobuhle nezokungcebeleka zizofaneleka.
Imincintiswano yenkampani ngesitayela somkhumbi
Ayikho inhlangano engayenza ngaphandle kwemincintiswano ethokozisayo. Umdlalo wezingane ezilula "Ukukhathazeka kolwandle kanye" kungaba ukuzijabulisa okuhle kakhulu ngemuva kwemidanso engcolile.
Emncintiswaneni othi "Pirate slang" umethuli ukhombisa ukuqagela lokho okushiwo amanye ama-pirate kanye nolwandle: "gubha amathambo akho", "khubaza umphimbo wakho", njll.
Ukuncintisana "I-Tug yempi" kuzosiza ukufudumala ngemva kokuhlala isikhathi eside etafuleni. Omunye umncintiswano omdala othakazelisayo othi "ulwandle" "Sunburn": abahlanganyeli badansa embuthanweni kanye nomyalo womholi "ukubeka ilanga" ezingxenyeni ezihlukahlukene zomzimba. Owubamba iqhaza kunesibindi futhi osebenzayo, othola umklomelo, isibonelo, isithandwa selanga noma i-panamku.
Emncintiswaneni obizwa ngokuthi "Abahlanganyeli bami beFlip-flops" baya emculweni embuthanweni, phakathi nendawo elala amakhulu ama- beach slippers ngobuningi, elilodwa elincane kunenani labadlali. Uma nje umculo uthula, ngamunye wabahlanganyeli uzama ukufaka i-thong. Umnqobi nguye owathola i-thong yokugcina.
Umncintiswano othakazelisayo wokuthola ingcebo ungalungiswa uma iholidi elisendleleni yasolwandle lwenzeka ngokwemvelo. Fihla ibhokisi ngengcebo, lapho, ngokwesibonelo, kuyoba khona utshwala, udwebe ikhadi ngamaphuzu futhi uvumele izivakashi zithole ingcebo, ezoba umklomelo womnqobi.
Ngemuva kokuncintisana okusebenzayo futhi kumnandi, ungahlabelela izingoma zasolwandle ngesi-karaoke.
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