Isikhathi, othandekayo. Isikhathi. Lokhu akuyona ihlaya. Siyaqiniseka ukuthi lesi sihloko sizokushaqeka! Ake siqale ngezincane ...
1. Bewazi ukuthi iMacaulay Culkin noRyan Gosling bangaminyaka efanayo?
2. Angazi? Futhi uyayithanda kanjani lokhu: U-Adele uneminyaka emdala kuphela ku-Taylor Swift!
3. Kusobala ukuthi uSamuel Jackson akanikeli 45, akunjalo? Uzokwenza. Uneminyaka engu-68.
4. UJames Lipton ubheka 55, akunjalo? Cha! Uneminyaka engu-90!
5. ... noDemetrius Martin 44.
6. Isigubhu ... U-Smith uzodlula iminyaka kaMalume Phil, kusukela ochungechungeni oluthi "Prince of Beverly Hills"!
7. Ngakho-ke, manje ake sicacise amaphuzu ambalwa:
Ngesikhathi esilandelayo, ngaphambi kokusebenzisa inkulumo ethi "imizuzwana eyi-trillion", cabanga izikhathi ezingu-10.
8. Futhi uma ucelwa ukuba wenze okuthile, futhi uphendula: "Umzuzwana owodwa", yazi ukuthi lena iyunithi yesikhathi seNkathi Ephakathi, futhi ilingana namasekhondi angu-90.
9. Futhi uma uthembisa ukugijima "isibhamu", kusho kumasekhondi angu-1/100.
10. Ufuna ukusho ukuthi uzobuya masinyane? Yithi: "Ngishesha" - lokhu kusho ngo-0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 imizuzwana.
11. Ngendlela, i-quinquenquin evela eLatin - iminyaka emihlanu.
12. Lokhu kusho ukuthi cishe amakholi amathathu we-quinquenquineries adlule kusukela uchungechunge oluthandwa kakhulu "Abangane" bephelile.
13. Ngo-2016, i-baseball club yaseChicago Cubs inqobe ukuqhudelana kwe-Major League Baseball.
"Ama-cube" iminyaka engu-108 ayengaphumelelanga empini (ukunqoba kokugcina ngo-1908). Kuyinto ehlekisayo ukuthi kule nkathi kwakusasekhona uMbuso wase-Ottoman, owawa ngo-1922 kuphela.
14. Futhi into eyodwa ngaphezulu:
Izingane ezizalwa zero esiphezulu, kulo nyaka zizoqeda isikole!
15. Nansi indlela le kid kid Benjamin Kimball Smith ubheka kusuka movie "Jerry Maguire":
16. Ngakho-ke, siyaqhubeka: ngesikhathi uPuluto etholakele futhi lapho kubonwa njengeplanethi engamakhulu, ayizange ibe neyodwa inguquko ephelele emhlabeni wonke, futhi lokhu sekuyiminyaka engu-85 enhle.
Kulungile futhi, ukuze kubhekiswe - i-Pluto izoqedela ukuguqulwa okuphelele emhlabeni wezinkanyezi eziyinhloko zesistimu yethu yasebusuku cishe ngo-2178.
17. Enye iqiniso: lokho ukukhanya okuvela emgumbini ovuthayo oseduze kufinyelele eMhlabeni, kuzothatha iminyaka eyizigidi ezimbili.
Uma lokhu sekuvele kwenzeke, khona-ke thina kanye nezizukulwane ezingamakhulu ambalwa ngeke siphinde sibone isenzakalo esinjalo esingavamile.
Philisa ngokujulile, siyaqhubeka ...
18. Amapiramidi amakhulu aseGibithe akhalwa ngo-2560 BC.
19. UCleopatra waphila phakathi neminyaka engama-69 kuya ku-30 BC.
20. Ukufika kokuqala kwenyanga kwenzeka ngo-1969 AD.
Futhi lokhu kusho ukuthi umehluko phakathi kwesikhathi phakathi kokufika kokuqala enyangeni nesikhathi sokuphila kukaCleopatra kungaphansi kokuphakathi kokuphila kukaCleopatra nokwakhiwa kwamapiramidi.
21. Ukukhuluma ngemipiramidi ... Yakha njengasendulo ukuthi amaRoma njengamaRoma ayekhona kithi.
Qhubeka?