Uma unomngane ophethe i-Photoshop, yesaba yena!
Unayo izithombe ongayikuzikhumbula kabusha i-retouching encane? Mhlawumbe udinga ukunciphisa inani lamathanga noma ucwebe amazinyo akho? Kunoma yikuphi, lo muntu uyazi, kahle, cishe uyazi ukuthi angayenza kanjani. Ake ngikuthumelele kuJames Friedman, i-joker. Abaningi bambiza ngokuthi iNkosi ye-Photoshop. Uyinhloko yebhizinisi lakhe siqu futhi uhlela njalo izithombe, ngokusekelwe ezifisweni zekhasimende. Into ethakazelisayo kunazo zonke eyenza lokhu kufana nalowo owambuza. Siyakwamukela imisebenzi yakhe eminingana, okuyokhunjulwa isikhathi eside ngamaklayenti.
1. - UJames, siyabonga! Futhi ngibonise sengathi ngibambe le goose. - 1: 0
2. - Ukubingelela okuvela eRussia, James! Ungenza umama omncane osemncane? - Yebo, kunjalo.
3. - Sicela uqinisekise ukuthi ubuso bami busesithombeni sokuqala. - Ayikho inkinga.
4. - Ungakwazi yini ukuqinisekisa ukuthi intombi yethu, oyedwa phakathi, yayikuphakama okufanayo nathi? - Bavumelane.
5. - Yenza kanjalo ubuso bami bube buncane! - Ok.
6. - Hey, thola khona, dude! Futhi shiya, ngiyacela, nkosikazi, lokho ngemuva kwami, futhi wenze isithombe sibe siphezulu kakhulu. "Manje ukhululekile."
7. - Sawubona! Ngithanda ngempela izithombe zakho. Sicela, wenze ukuthi udadewethu obheduke ujabule. - Ayikho inkinga.
Imfundo ephakeme manje ikhululekile kuwo wonke amaMelika.
8. - Sawubona! I-sotrika-ka nalesi sithombe somuthi wokudoba. - Yebo.
9. - UJames, siyabonga! Futhi wenze ubuso bami bube buncane kunobuso bami? - Ngakwenza.
10. - Siyacela, kwenze ukuthi mina nendodana yami sibe nezinwele zezinwele ezingcono, futhi ngokujwayelekile, ukuthi zibukeka zipholile kakhulu.
11. - Sawubona, James! Ngesikhatsi lesi sithombe sithathwe, isoka lami lagcwala ngenxa yemisebe yelanga. Manje kubonakala sengathi uyakhala. Lungisa. - Manje isizathu asikho elangeni elikhanyayo.
12. - Sawubona, mnandi! Ungakwazi yini ukususa i-ex yami? - Manje i-ex yakho idluliselwe kulesi sithombe.
13. - Sawubona, Jamie! Sicela uqiniseke ukuthi le flamingo ayikho ngemuva kwami. - Nangu uya.
14. - Sawubona, James! Ngifuna umzimba wami ubonakale ukhanga, ukuze ngingabi namahloni okuba nomkami. Ngokushesha ngizothenga ukubhalisa kwi-gym. Siyabonga kusengaphambili. "Futhi manje unomzimba onjalo."
15. - Futhi ungenze ngibukeke njengomfana omubi. "Manje ugeza kuze uMama eze ekhaya."
16. - Sawubona, James! Ungakwazi yini ukuhambisa lo mfana emva kwami? Kungaba kuhle!
17. - Sawubona! Yenzani ukuze ngine ingilazi yekhofi ezandleni zami, hhayi ngesiphuzo.
18. - Umlayezo wami uzobe ungaqondakali futhi ubude, kodwa awukwazi ukuhlanganisa lezi zithombe ezimbili? Ngokuvamile, kusukela esithombeni sokuqala, inhloko ngakwesobunxele idinga ukuthunyelwa kwesibini. Sicela, ngiyacela, ngithembele ngempela ukuthi uzoyibona! Ngiyabonga !!