Izilwane, njengabantu, zinomlingiswa ohlukile, imikhuba, ngisho nemicabango yabo ihlukahluka kuye ngezimo. Sinikeza ukubheka ababi bangempela, abangabe besenza kalula kumafilimu.
Ukulinganisa izilwane eziningi akusilo phansi kwabalandeli abadumile baseHollywood - abafowethu abancane baveza ngokugcwele injabulo, ukudabuka, ukubuyela emuva futhi, ngokuqinisekile, intukuthelo. Ake sibheke izilwane ezizobhekana kahle nendima yabadlali abakhulu emabhayisikobho.
1. Ukukhethwa kokuthunyelwe kwenkosi yezilo kudlulisele u-100%.
2. Cha, lokhu akuyona ingxenye entsha ye-movie "Amakati aphikisana nezinja", inja yami nje ibuya ekuhambeni.
3. Nakhu okubukeka sengathi i-villain, ngubani ohlele okuthile okungalungile.
4. Ngokusobala, ngeze ngatshela inja ukuthi udinga ukuya ku-vet. Awufuni ukuphenduka nhlobo.
5. Uma ususa i-watermelon nePlanethi yoMhlaba e-Photoshop, uzothola ukudubula okulungile kwe-movie ethi "Umnqobi Wezwe".
6. Ngavusa futhi ngabona phambi kwamehlo ami ikati lomdabu, ngubani, ngokusobala, owayesekhathele kakade ukungilinda futhi usekugcineni.
7. Yini engaba yimbi nakakhulu uma ngisho nenja yakho ibheka wena njengento.
8. Ubugebengu bobugebengu beqiniso - ukweba phambi kwabanye.
9. I-hedgehog icatshangwa kakhulu ngamakholomu afana nekhwalithi ephansi, imisebenzi yezandla futhi ilungele isinyathelo esinqunyiwe.
10. Lokhu kuwukudubula okulungele ifilimu ngokuhlasela kwabantu abangaphandle komhlaba!
11. Uma kungekho simo sokumomotheka nhlobo, kodwa izimo zidinga ukuba "ushayele" ukumomotheka kuwe.
12. Ngangifuna ukuthatha isithombe sezinja zami, kodwa ngabona ukuthi bavuswa kanjani ngamanye amazwe.
13. I-Antennae, njengeHitler, ingenza i-villain ibe yinhlanhla yegolide engapheli.
Qaphela, Superman no-Spider-Man, ngoba iqhawe elisha elibi livele emigwaqweni.
Ngemuva kwalesi sithombe, ngifuna ukuxwayisa: "Uyabona i-possum - iyinqamula eceleni".
16. Lapho ngimema abangani ngosuku lwami lokuzalwa, kodwa abazange bafike - isimo sengqondo sisezingeni eliphezulu.
17. Ngalesosikhathi waqala ukukhumbula ukuthi ngandlela-thile wacasula ikati lakhe, futhi walungisa uhlelo lokuziphindiselela.
18. Ucabanga ukuthi izinhlanzi ziyizilwane ezingenasici, kodwa empeleni zithuthukisa uhlelo olubi futhi maduze zizozibona. Ngakho lindela okubi kakhulu.
19. Ngabe omunye umuntu ukholelwa ukuthi onogwaja yizilwane ezinhle kakhulu emhlabeni?
20. Isici esihle kakhulu sefilimu entsha mayelana nokubonakaliswa okubi kwesosayensi omubi.
21. Manje, ngenxa yokuthi i-cartoon Angry birds yasungulwa bani.
22. Kubonakala sengathi ikati ayiqondi ukuthi inkukhu isivele isilungisile, futhi ulungiselela ukuhlasela inyamazane yakhe.
23. Inkonyane ibonisa ukubonakala kwayo ukuthi ayilungele ukwabelana ubisi nonina. Ubani ozozama ukusondela?
24. Uma ngabe ngaphambili wayengazi ukuthi ukudelela kubonakala kanjani, bheka ubuke besikhangiso.
Kungcono ukuphazanyiswa engxoxweni, bese kuthi-ke imbongolo idinwe ukulinda kuze ibhola liphonswe kuye.
26. Ngomzuzwana ungase ucabange ukuthi inja yayikwakhiwe nguBese, ukuhamba ngokuqondile kwagijima emzimbeni wakhe.
27. Uke wavakashela yini i-remake entsha ye-movie ethi "Rambo"? Lona isithombe sakhe esisha.
28. Kusobala ukuthi ikati lalihlala endaweni ekhululekile kakhulu, futhi manje ucabanga ukuthi kukhona into enhle.
29. Isikhathi lapho uqaphela ukuthi ukuphindiselela okubi ngeke kugwenywe.
30. Umnqobi ongenakuqothulwa nesibhamu esiyingozi ezandleni zakhe. Ubukeka sengathi akangabazi ngokunqoba.
31. Ebusuku wavela edilini ephuzile, futhi ekuseni wabona ukubukeka okunjalo kwecala lakhe. Kubonakala sengathi izolo ngizivumele kakhulu.
32. Ngaleso sikhathi, ngangifuna ukungena kwelinye ikamelo, ngizikhiphe futhi ngibizele abahlengikazi.
33. Ngokuqondile isimo sangempela esivela ku-movie ecasulayo! Kuhle ukuthi umzamo wokubiza uDeveli waba yize.
34. Angitholanga ikati lami isikhathi eside, ngize ngibheke eshalofini elingaphezulu. Manje nginesiqiniseko sokuthi lesi silwane senze okuthile okungalungile.
35. Ikati lalingcoliswa ngopuphu, futhi libukeka sengathi lifakwe kwi-screensaver yefilimu entsha yokushaqeka.
36. Kuyinto ebuhlungu ukuphendukela lapho ubona ekubukeni njengobuso obunonya nabunenkani besikati sakho. Yini ayengayenza lapho?
37. Inja ayikusoli ukuthi uxhumana naye nenyoni encane enhle.
38. Nakhu okushiwo iklayenti elikhathazekile: i-hairdo ayizange iphume ngalesi sikhathi njengoba ifunwa.
39. Ikati egcina indawo yonke imisiwe. Ngemva kokushona kwelanga, kungcono ukuthi ungaphumi.
40. Ikati laphelelwa amandla ngokuthi umphathi uchitha isikhathi esiningi kwi-Inthanethi, futhi ubonisa konke ngokubonakala kwakhe.