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1. Ukhohliwe ukuthi gazinga ama-cutlet futhi uzwa ukushiswa.
2. Udlala ngothando, kodwa akukho mzamo ophumelele.
3. Uhlezi ebhasini, lapho ngokuzumayo ubone "into encane elishisayo" kude.
4. Nguwe odwa kuphela ekilasini ongenamakhelwane edeskini.
5. Uzizwa ungakhululekile emcimbini lapho kunezihambi eziningi, ngakho uhlaziya okuthile.
6. Uphola phansi futhi ngokuzumayo uzwe othile ethi igama lakho.
7. Uvuke ngenhloso eqinile yokuya emsebenzini, njengoba kuvela ukuthi namuhla usuku luvaliwe.
8. Uhlabelela ingoma yakho oyithandayo, futhi ohlala naye ubuyele emuva ngaphambili kunalokho okuhleliwe.
9. Ubuyele ekhaya uvela emsebenzini.
10. Ubone umngane esixukwini ongathandanga ukukhuluma naye, futhi uzama ukuba njengento engavamile ngangokunokwenzeka.
11. Uphikisana, kodwa, maye, zonke izingxabano seziphelile.
12. Uvula isiqandisini njalo emizuzwini emihlanu ethembeni lokuthi kuzoba khona okunye lapho.
13. Usebenza ngoLwesihlanu kusihlwa.
14. Ubona ukuthi isigamu sakho sesibili sihamba kanjani ekamelweni, ukhuluma nomuntu ocingweni.
Ubuyela ekhaya ngemuva kweqembu elipholile futhi uqaphele ukuthi akukona yini ukupholisa sonke lesi sikhathi kubonakala sengathi.
16. Uvila ukuhlanza indlela eya endlini ngemva kweqhwa.
NgoLwesihlanu ebusuku, izinhlelo zakho kufanele zibuke yedwa kwi-movie ebubulayo bese ukhala emceleni.
18. Uzama ukwenza i-selfie enkulu, kodwa uhluleke umsebenzi.
19. Umngani wakho uqala ukuhlangana no-ex wakhe okwesikhombisa futhi ufunga ukuthi "ngalesi sikhathi konke kuzohluka."
20. Ucabanga ukuthi ingabe enye i-pizza izoba yinto engavamile.