Akudingeki ukuthi uthi, kanjani ngokucophelela abasebenzi be-enkulisa, futhi abazali ngokwabo basondela ekulungiseni lo mcimbi. Umqondisi womculo ucabangela ngokoqobo yonke imininingwane, ingoma yonke kanye nokuhamba komdanso. Othisha banikeza izingane izinkondlo, izingoma, izingoma. I-Nyanechki yenza ukuhlanza kwentwasahlobo. Abasebenzi bekhishi babhaka ama-pie amnandi. Abazali nabaphothulile ngokwabo bafunda amagama asekhaya ukuze babonakale abahloniphekile, bathenga izingubo ezinhle zebhola namahembe amhlophe.
Namuhla, ngingathanda ukukhuluma ngenhlobo ethakazelisayo futhi edlalwayo yokuhalalisela iholidi. Izingane zithanda ukucula i-chastushki e-prom enkulisa, futhi ukulalela lezi zingoma ezihlekisayo kuhle kakhulu. Akunzima ukubafundisa, ngakho abalobi bezikripthi bebefake ama-ditties kuzinhlelo zabo ngokuphindaphindiwe. Lezi quatrains ezihle zikhona ezihlokweni ezihlukene, zihleka, ziyingqayizivele, futhi ziyabongwa kakhulu. Ngokuvamile, le fantasy ayinakuphela ngokuphelele.
Chastushki mayelana enkulisa at the prom
Njengomthetho, into yokuqala, ngingathanda ukucula i-chastushki mayelana ne-kindergarten e-prom bese ubatshela ukuthi kuyini - lokhu, ekujuleni komphefumulo, enkulisa yasekhaya. Sitshele ngalokho abafana abakwenzayo kulo, futhi mhlawumbe ukuthi badla ngani, noma ukuthi babe "nehochuhami."
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Sizohlabelela nge-enkulisa,
Mayelana namathoyizi, mayelana namadoda,
Siphila lapha ndawonye,
Ukudansa, ukucula izingoma.
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Ekuseni, omama basisihola,
Futhi sinenkani.
Sizokhula ekamelweni lokungena,
Futhi-ke siya ukudlala.
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Ngokushaja sisemini
Sihamba nomoya,
Futhi iphetha -
Sishiya ngokuzisola.
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Othisha bethu -
Umusa, omuhle,
Bathanda wonke umuntu,
Naughty ingane.
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Bawondla enkulisa,
Njengokungathi ku-restaurant,
Ngithola izindlela zokupheka,
Ngizoyiletha kumama wami.
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Futhi ikhanda lethu
Isebenza kakhulu,
Futhi ngakho-ke
Umsebenzi usebenza kahle.
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Esigodini sethu
Unamandla kakhulu:
Ubani odonsa, ohlabelela,
Ubani okusheshayo kunabo bonke abagijima nxazonke.
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Siyabonga konke ngokunaka kwakho,
Ngothando, isipiliyoni,
Yebo, ingadi, uphumelele,
Izingane ezinhle zithuthukisa!
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Chastushki ngabasebenzi be-enkulisa e-prom
Uma ubhala iskripthi sebhola lokuqeqesha esikoleni, njengomthetho, umuntu akalokothi akhohlwe mayelana nabasebenzi bokufundisa enkulisa. Phela, laba bantu babakhathalela abafana bakho abavela eqenjini labahlengikazi kuze kube sesikoleni. Inketho ye-chastushkas ngokuhalalisa ngabasebenzi be-enkulisa esikoleni sokuphothula iziqu ingenye yezihloko ezinzima kakhulu. Phela, kubaluleke kakhulu ukudumisa abasebenzi beziko, hhayi ukuhleka usulu izici ezimbi zomsebenzi wabo, ngisho nangendlela efanayo.
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Ake sihlabelele kakhulu i-chastushki,
Ukuze ujabule ngokwengeziwe,
Sihalalisela namhlanje
Othisha bethu!
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Uthisha wethu ulungile,
Siyakuthanda kakhulu,
Yamukela nawe namuhla
Siyakuhalalisela!
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U-nanny wethu uyakuthanda kakhulu,
Uyasithanda nathi.
Futhi chastushku oqotho
Sizomnika isiphuzo okwamanje!
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Ukuze sitshele inganekwane,
Ube umfundi,
Akuyona into obizwa ngegama lakho
Umfundisi omncane!
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Umculo we-Loud udlala
Ehholo lomculo,
Lona futhi ungumculi
Udlala ipiyano!
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Ngaphambi, re, mi, fa, usawoti, la, si,
Ehholo lomculo lafika,
C, la, usawoti, fa, mi, re, ngaphambili,
Silihlabelele kahle le ngoma!
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Okuthile esikulambileyo,
Kukhona ukuzingela okukhulu,
Lapho befuna ukudla,
Bakhumbula ngompheki!
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Amavithamini ayasiza kuwo wonke umuntu -
Lona udokotela wasitshela
Futhi abafana beqembu lethu
Ngabanikeza wonke amavithamini!
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Futhi inhloko yensimu
Asikho isikhathi sokuba nesithukuthezi,
Ngoba uyadinga
Inkulana yokuphatha ukuphatha!
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Ngokushesha zikhula,
Iminyaka ihamba ngokushesha,
Sizokukhumbula kaningi
Inkulisa yethu eyintandokazi!
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Iziqu zama-comic e-prom enkulisa
Ngemuva kokuthi izingane zikhulume ngokuthi i-enkulisa bachitha isikhathi saso nokuthi hlobo luni lwabafundisi bawakhulisa isikhathi sokuqhubekela ku-chastushki yamahlaya lapho bephothula iziqu enkulisa futhi behleka ngokugcwele. Ngemuva kokulalela okudlule, omunye wabantu abadala angase akhale, kepha othile wakhumbula ingane yakhe kanye nothisha wakhe, futhi lokhu kwakwenza kube buhlungu kancane. Kuloluhlobo oluthile lwezintambo kunokwenzeka ukuhleka usulu izici ezimbi zokuxhumana kwezingane: umuntu olwa nomuntu, othile uthathe uswidi lomuntu noma ithoyizi evela kumuntu, njll. Futhi ungakhumbula futhi ngothando lokuqala. Noma kunjalo, konke lokhu kufanele kwenziwe ngokucophelela, ukuze ungamcasuli ingane.
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Ehle ensimini esasihlala kuyo,
Zithokozise nomphefumulo.
Khulisa, kuhlakaniphe.
Asisekho izingane.
Ladushki, ama-pancake,
Bheka, Mama!
Ekulahlekelweni kuya kuma-skrini amancane-tantamareski (kuma-puppy-kids), abafana bafaka amakhanda abo emigodini yobuso bese behlabelela phambili.
Safika ensimini kanje.
Sikhumbula manje.
Sakhala, sikhala
Futhi izandla zasithatha.
Ladushki, oladochki
Omama babedabukile.
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Futhi lapho ukhonsa okuningi,
Kwakukhona izinyosi ezimanzi,
Futhi kwakuvame kwenzeka, njengoba kwenzeka,
Futhi ama-tights nama-panties.
Ladushki, oladochki
Uyakhumbula konke, Mammy?
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Sibe abangane
Ukuhlala ekuseni embiza,
Kanye, imidlalo, kanye nezingxabano,
Futhi baphuzwa!
Ladushki, ama-pancake,
Hlehlisa ama-mummies!
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1 - Thandana noPawulu ndawonye,
Ngangifaka amaswidi kuye.
2 - Nginezimbali ezinhle
Wanginika wonke amaholidi.
Ladushki, ama-pancake ...
Awungamazi umama?
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Futhi udansa ngeVovka,
Ukumomotheka kuye.
Futhi akasibheki nhlobo ...
Ngizibuza ukuthi kungani?
Ladushki, ama-pancake ...
Chaza, Mammy!
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Sondliwe kusuka ku-spoon,
Abahlengikazi, othisha.
Amandla amaningi, umphefumulo, impilo
Sonke sachitha.
Ladushki, ama-pancake ...
Wena ungumama wesibili (balahlekelwa ngokulahlekelwa ngenxa yezikrini).
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Siluma futhi sigubha,
Sasidla i-porridge futhi siyidla.
Bakhula, baba mkhulu,
Futhi manje kunjalo-yilokho!
Ladushki, ama-pancake ...
Uyaziqhenya, Mammy!
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Iziqu zeSikole ekuqedeni izikole enkulisa
Manje, sekuyisikhathi sokuqhubekela phambili esihlokweni esibi kakhulu. Ngaphambi kwesikole, futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kudabukisayo ukushiya inkulisa, kusadingeka kwenziwe. Iziqu zeSchool ekuphothuliseni enkulisa, njengomthetho, zihlabelele esigabeni sokugcina se-matinee. Futhi izingane zingakwazi ukujoyina abazali hhayi kuphela, kodwa futhi nabasebenzi abafundisayo enkulisa.
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Siqala indaba yethu,
ukukhathazeka yikilasi lokuqala,
Ngiya esikoleni nginezimbali,
Ngihola umama ngesandla,
kusukela esihlokweni esikhulu angizitholi iminyango.
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Ifomu lisha,
ihembe elimhlophe
ngibheke,
lokho engikufunde kuqala.
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Ngizobhala phansi mina ekulawuleni
yonke imisebenzi ka-Olechka,
futhi manje ezincwadini zethu
bobabili bane-dvoechki.
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Unyaka wezifundo waqala,
i-clockwork zatikali,
kodwa umbuzo uyangihlupha:
"Awu, maduze amaholidi?"
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UVova akazange alale ubusuku bonke,
iphothifoliyo yakhe ayiqoqa,
kodwa akakwazanga ukuyiphakamisa,
akazange eze esifundweni.
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Ukuthuthumela nokuthuthumela isikhwama kuze kube sebusuku,
ukuthola incwadi,
kodwa i-notebook njalo
naye edlala efihla futhi efuna.
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Umama ubhala indaba,
iqhude litshela ubaba,
umkhulu nomfazi benza inyoni,
Umfundi kaTatyana.
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Ngakho, ibhola lokuphothula iziqu enkulisa kuyisenzakalo esibalulekile nesithandekayo. Ngifuna ngempela ukuthi kungeyona nje kuphela, kodwa futhi ngezinkumbulo ezinhle, ezinhle. Kulokhu, kuleli holide kufanele kube namahlaya amaningi, ukuhleka nokuhleka. Kukusiza kulezi zinhlayiya ezinhle futhi ezihle kakhulu njenge-chastushki, futhi ukuphothula iziqu kuzokuhlala enkumbulo yakho kuphela iholidi eliqhakazile futhi elihle kakhulu.