Umaki wethu wesithombe ngezinhlawulo ezihlekisayo uzokuphoqa ukuba ubuyekeze kuzo zonke izinto zakho, futhi ngubani owaziyo, mhlawumbe nawe uzobhekana nalokhu.
Ufunda kangaki imininingwane yamathegi ezembatho, ikakhulukazi ngolunye ulimi noma ngokuphrinta okuncane? Kungenzeka ukuthi kwenzeke kakhulu kakhulu. Futhi ngeze, ngezinye izikhathi ungathola "imilayezo" emnandi kakhulu evela kumkhiqizi kumthengi.
Ngezinye izikhathi ayimangalisa, kodwa kunconywa, futhi ngezinye izikhathi akucaci ukuthi yini umqashi ayefuna ukusho kule ilebuli.
1. Ngaphandle kohlu oluyinhloko lokunakekela le nto, abakhiqizi banquma ukungeza emathekheni lapha isincomo esinjalo: "Musa ukushaya ama-pandas."
2. Futhi lapha, esikhundleni sezincazelo ezijwayelekile zedijithali noma ze-alphabetic usayizi, abaqashi baseChina banqume ukuthi bangaphakamisi futhi babhale: "Usayizi:" Uma ukhululekile. "
3. Kwakunzima kumkhiqizi ukuchaza konke okudingeka kwenziwe ngalezi zembatho, futhi waxazulula inkinga ngale ndlela, ebhala ematheksthini: "Uma kufanele ngichaze, ngeke uqonde."
4. Cha, akukho lutho okumangazisayo, amahlaya ngesitayela seThro Gear evelele esithandwayo ethandwa yiTheleji aboniswa kwizingubo ezifanayo: "Lezi T-shirts zihlolwe ezilwaneni. Babengafanelanga. "
5. Futhi kulezi zibhulukwe, umenzi uvumela ngisho nokudansa. Ukubhalwa kwelebula: "Ungadansa kuzo, uma ufuna."
6. Emva kohlu lwezinyathelo ezidingekayo zokunakekela le nto umkhiqizi wanikezela ngokushesha labo abangayiqondi: "Noma unike umama wakho. Uyazi ukuthi benzeni. "
7. Kodwa emgqeni wokugqoka nesayizi "M" kukhona umbhalo obhalwe kanje: "Usayizi" M "weqhawe. Njengoba nje ufuna ukuba usuku olulodwa. "
8. Lapha umkhiqizi wanquma ukuxwayisa mayelana nokulimala okusemandleni abantu abasha ngokuphuthumayo: "Qaphela: ilokhi ingalimaza ipeni lakho, libeke ngokucophelela!".
9. Umuntu kufanele ngaso sonke isikhathi abe nokuzikhethela, futhi abakhiqizi bale nto baqaphele, banikeze izincomo ezinjengalebula: "Ngomphumela omuhle: geza emanzini abandayo, owomile ngokushisa okulinganiselwe, ungabe usensimbi. Ngesiphumo esibi kunazo zonke: donsela emgodini ngemuva kwemoto, eyomile esiqu. "
10. Ngokusobala nje ihlaya ngenhliziyo enhle. Ithegi encane eyengeziwe, lapho ithi: "Kuyamangalisa ukuthi uthole le tag."
11. Futhi lapha abaqashi bagcizelela: "Ungadli emva kwamabili!". Ngokusobala, kungukuthi ibhulukwe le-hostess.
12. Isiphakamiso esithakazelisayo esivela kumklami, esibhaliwe emathekheni: "Ngibeke njalo ngosuku lokuqala: uzobheka esimangalisayo."
13. Ukwengeza okuncane kwilebula kubalandeli ukuphazamisa endaweni yomphakathi: "Akukaze kushise kakhulu ukuthi kufanele ususe i-T-shirt yakho. Ungabi mfana onjalo. "
14. Nasi ibheji elisha elinjalo elivezwe ngelebula ukuthi lingasuswa kokubili indoda nowesifazane.
15. Ukubhalisa okunamathekisthi kumaki kuqhuma kumnandi: "I-Christmas% 100. Khumula. Yidla, uphuze futhi ujabule. Ungalandeli ukudla. Smile. "
16. Kulabo abangabaza ukuthi izingubo abazithengile aziveli emkhathini, abakhiqizi baye benza ukucaciswa kwamafutha: "Yenziwe emhlabeni jikelele".
17. Kodwa ukubhaliswa kwezembatho ngosayizi XL: "Zama ngobukhulu be-S, beza, kuyoba mnandi."
18. Nansi yonke into elula futhi ecacile, kungani ubhala okungenakuqhathaniswa: "Sula uma sehla."
19. Ngaphambi kokubhala imiyalo, umkhiqizi wale nto ngokusobala wanquma ukuhlekisa amakhasimende akhe. Okubhalwe emathekheni: "Hhayi, uma unganginikezi ukumomotheka, kusho ukuthi kukhona okungalungile ngobuso bakho. Khuluma nodokotela. Uma kulungile, ngibeke futhi ungithwale ekhaya. "
20. Ngokusobala, emincintiswaneni ye-sumo, umcengezi ngeke usinde. Umbhalo oqoshiwe: "Ungagqoki umdlalo we-sumo".
21. Kodwa lo mnqunyiwe mhlawumbe wanquma ukwabelana ngengozi yakhe nezwe lonke.
22. Isikhumbuzi esingenakuqhathaniswa esivela kumenzi: "Ngaso sonke isikhathi imbongolo yami."
23. Futhi lokhu cishe ngumyalo omuhle kakhulu webhola.
24. Ngesizatfu esithile, ngisho nezincomo ezilandelayo zinikezwa emathekheni: "Ngaphansi kwakho, ikamelo elingaphansi kwabazali bakho."
25. I-China isalokhu isetshenziswe abaningi, yikuphi lokhu okubhalwe kwilebula lebhokisi? Mhlawumbe nje iseluleko esihle: "I-saladi yezithelo iyasiza".
26. Futhi u-China uphumelele. Inguqulo engaphumeleli yenkohliso ngaphansi kwe-Nike yenkampani. Noma-ke umkhiqizi uzame ukutshela umthengi ngekhwalithi yezingubo zakhe.
27. Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi lokhu kuyinto lapho imiyalelo ematheksthi ezobhala khona: "Ungasebenzisi njengebhulukwe."
28. Abaqashi baseShayina bathanda kakhulu ukucula, ngoba ngisho nasemabhalweni babhala imibhalo engavamile, efana nomugqa ovela kule ngoma: "Futhi isidlo sagijima nge spoon."
29. Umlando wonke wokudalwa kwalento ukhulunywa ku-tag yayo. Futhi yini? Ngakho kunjalo.
30. Lena indlela yokudala yabakhiqizi basekhaya. Ngaso leso sikhathi amandla aseRussia namandla amaqhawe ayevunguza.