Amacala ama-hilarious, lapho kungenzeki ukudala ubuciko ngezandla zomuntu siqu

Imikhiqizo eyenziwe ngezandla iyathandwa, futhi inani laso liphakeme, abantu abaningi banquma ukuphinda konke okunye ngokwabo. Ngokuvamile ukuhlolwa okunjalo kuholele ekuhlulekeni, futhi lokho kuyisiqinisekiso-isithombe.

Enenethiwekhi ungathola inombolo enkulu yamakilasi enhle ukwenza izinto ezihlukene, imiyalo inemininingwane ecacile kangangokuthi kubonakala sengathi konke kufanele kuvele. Abaningi bafaka ngisho nefantasy, befuna ukwakha into engavamile futhi ewusizo. Konke lokhu kuvame ukuphela kokuhluleka, futhi lokho kuyisiqinisekiso sangempela.

1. Ngenza konke, njengoba kuboniswe emiyalweni, Angazi ukuthi iphutha lenziwe kuphi.

2. Ngacabanga ukuthi ngabe yikuphi uSelfie oyinhloko yokuxhumana kwakho, kepha izindebe ezithandekayo zahluleka.

3. Kungaba ngcono uma ngithatha izicathulo zami ngokushesha, futhi angizange ngicele umyeni wami ukuthi alungise lesi simo.

4. Ngangifuna ukuqhubekisela phambili ithrekhi yesilwane sami, kepha kusobala ukuthi wayenezinhlelo ezahlukene kakhulu kule ndaba.

5. Isifiso sokwakha i-oasis emotweni yakho kungaba yingozi. Ake ucabange ukuthi yini engenzeka kumgibeli esihlalweni sangaphambili ngenkathi eyeka ngokuzumayo.

6. Izinkinobho eziningi ziqoqiwe, futhi ngithole umqondo othakazelisayo wokuthi zingasetshenziswa kanjani. Ngalo mphumela, wonke umndeni wawuhleka.

7. Uma ufuna ukwesaba omakhelwane kanye nezivakashi zakho, yenza amazambane amadala amahlumela ezitshalo.

8. Umhlobiso wokuqala wawubukeka obulula kakhulu, kodwa umphumela womsebenzi wami uveza okuphambene nalokho.

9. Isibani esivela kuyo umzimba, kodwa sizohlangana kahle nomhlobiso we-house-decoration yefilimu edidayo.

10. Ukuhlobisa umbhede wami nginqume ukwenza imilenze yangempela, ngikhetha enye yezinketho ezilula, kodwa kwakudingeka ngibheke omunye umqondo.

11. Yingakho kwakudingeka ukudweba ingilazi ye-birch, uma sekuvele ikhula ngaphandle kwewindi?

12. Ngigula ngophuzu lokuqala lokuhlanganisa u-tie, futhi nganquma ukuzama into engavamile - i-Eldridge's knot.

13. Lokhu kuwukuphela okukhethekile - isikhwama semithi yokugcoba. Angaba yi-piggy ebhange elihle kakhulu, okungekho ozoyithola.

14. Kubonakala sengathi kungase kube lula kunokwenza i-wreath emasokisi ajwayelekile? Kodwa lo msebenzi awutholakali kimi.

15. Uma ungazi ukuthi yini ongayipheka njengesipho kubathandekayo bakho, nangu umqondo ongawasebenzisi kangcono.

16. Umhlobiso wokuqala nganoma iyiphi indawo, kodwa kukhona ngokucacile kukhona amaphutha ekilasini eliyinhloko, ngaphandle kwalokho yisiphi isizathu salokhu kwehluleka?

17. Lokhu kufana nekhabhinethi yezidakamizwa kunokufakwa okungavamile kwamathoyizi wezingane.

18. Itafula elidala lidinga ukubuyiselwa isikhathi eside, futhi izinhlamvu zemali ezindala zatholakala ekhaya. Yebo, angizange ngihluke ngokuqondile.

19. Ngicabanga ukuthi ingabe imoto yowesifazane, noma indoda ivumelekile ukuhlobisa isondo lakhe lokushayela nengane?

20. Babefuna ukwenza umdwebo wokuqala nendodana yabo ukuze kube nomncintiswano wesikole, kodwa ekugcineni banquma ukungabambi iqhaza kuwo.

21. Ubani ozoyiqonda lo mdwebo wesimanje? Uma kukhona amasokisi amaningi endlini ngaphandle kwembhangqwana, yenza isithombe esingaqondakali.

22. Igumbi eliyinhloko lokwenza izingubo ezinhle kusuka eThimbeni elidala lihlulekile ngokucacile.

23. Ijee ezindala zingasetshenziselwa ukudala izinto ezihlukene, isibonelo, nasi isihlalo sobuhlalo esibukeka njenge-octopus.

24. Uma uthenge isibhamu se-adhesive, lokhu akusho ukuthi yonke imisebenzi yezandla izoba ihlanzekile. Mhlawumbe akusikho iglue nhlobo?

25. Ngathenga amakhrayoni e-wax ukuhlobisa udonga lwami ngesithombe esihle, kodwa umzamo wawuwukuthi, ukuwubeka ngomusa, ukwehluleka.

26. Imiyalo ayisho ukuthi yiziphi izitshalo ezihle kakhulu ekubunjweni okunjalo, ngakho kufanele uzame.

27. Ugogo wacabanga isikhathi eside ukuthi uzokwenzela umzukulu wakhe iminyaka engama-35. Ngingayisusa kanjani ukuze angacasuli?

28. Ukuze imikhosi ihlolwe ukuphinda i-makeup exotic ingwe, kodwa-ke yashiya lo mbono.

29. Ngangifuna ngempela ukwenza umhlobiso omuhle wePhasika, kodwa kwakubonakala sengathi kulula. Ngenxa yalokho, kwadingeka ngibuyele kumbala ojwayelekile.

30. Ayikho, i-pancake yokuqala i-lumpy, kodwa kudingeka uthathe izipikili ezincane nentambo encane, bese umphumela uzoba ngcono nakakhulu.

31. Kungaba ngcono uma izincwadi zisetshenziselwa injongo yazo, hhayi ngemisebenzi engaziwa.

32. Ngokusobala umlisa weqhwa wayebhekene nokuboshwa ebhange futhi wanquma ukuthola indlela yokubalekela.

33. Ngangifuna ukwenza i-swing yengane ezintweni ezitholakalayo, kodwa umphumela waba yinto yokuthi umntwana ngemuva kokukhishwa kwecala lokuzama ukuzama ukuwafinyelela.

34. Ngakhetha imidwebo yomshado wami. Kuhle ukuthi nganquma ukuhlola kusengaphambili ukuthi bazobukeka kanjani empilweni yangempela.

35. Ungenza ama-jeans amaningi athakazelisayo kusuka ku-jeans ehlutshiwe, isibonelo, ibhasikidi engavamile yokugcina izinto ezahlukene. Kodwa inhloso yomkhiqizo wami kufanele ibe sebhodini.