Uma ngabe namhlanje, ushicilela nge-tape yezindaba, uqaphele ukuthi awujabuli ngezimpawu nezinja, ukusho - sekuyisikhathi sokubiza usizo lwe-alpaca!
Ngikholelwa, ngemuva kokubona iqoqo lethu, ngeke usabheka lezi zilwane njengabathwali beboya obuyingqayizivele, kodwa uzothola ubuso obuningi, obuningi obuhle ngezinwele ezithandwayo, amazinyo amahle nokubukeka okuphambene. Yebo, ngokujwayelekile - kungumthombo ongapheli wokuzijabulisa!
1. Awukakahle yini ukumomotheka ngokumomotheka?
2. Uthanda kanjani lokhu ukunqunywa kwezinwele ze-hipster?
3. Cha, yini ayenayo?
4. Futhi i-alpaca iyakwazi ukuguqula ibe yimbumba!
5. Akulindelanga?
6. Yebo, bheka nje lezi cilia!
7. Uyakukukhumbuza noma ubani kusukela ku-Twilight saga?
8. Yiba nosuku oluhle, umfundi!
9. Ukuphila kuhle, noma ngabe ngubani ongasho ...
10. Uthanda kanjani isitayela sami esisha?
11. Wonke umuntu uthi nginamahloni kakhulu ...
12. Oh, ukuncoma okuningi namuhla
13. Futhi ubani ongakusho okuthile okuhle kimi?
14. Usuvele ulalele i-albhamu yethu entsha?
15. Kanjani, hhayi ingoma eyodwa?
Ukuthi uvele nje ...
17. Ungabakhathaleli, kodwa kunalokho ungibheke!
18. Kuhle kangakanani ...
19. Umuntu owedlula isitayela ...
20. Futhi sine-lyuboff!
21. Yiqiniso, namuhla usuku oluhle kakhulu?
22. Ilanga likhule ngandlela-thile ...
23. Nginamahloni ngawe ...
24. Kodwa angizange ngikuphazamise nesidlo sakho sakusihlwa!
25. Umnikazi uthi, lesi sikhumba sezinwele manje sisendleleni!
26. Kodwa angiyikuvumela amantombazane ami anezinwele ezinqunu!
27. Ingabe kuyiqiniso ukuthi izinhlayiya zoboya bethu zifudumele kakhulu?
28. Futhi ngingaba nengubo encane ebusika esele ...
29. Ake sithi sishiye
30. Uthembisa ukuphinde ubone zonke izithombe?