Isikhumulo sezindiza yindawo eyingqayizivele. Lapha ekamelweni elilodwa ungabona osomabhizinisi ongenandaba nesibindi, umbhangqwana othandana, ohamba ngezinyanga, abahamba ngezinyawo abazimisele ukuhamba isigamu sezwe ngesonto. Ngaphezu kwalokho, izikhumulo zezindiza zingatholakala tako-oh-oh, ukuthi ngeke babone ekuphileni kwansuku zonke.
Awu, usulungele okuthile okuzokuhleka, noma ukuthusa, noma ukuthusa?
1. "Hhayi, Barbie, siyabonga! Ngicabanga ukuthi sididekile ama-suitcase, futhi ushiye ngezingubo zami. "
2. Uma udinga ukulala ebusuku egumbini lokulinda, qiniseka ukuthatha ingubo noma ingubo nawe. Lezi ezintathu, isibonelo, zilungiselelwe kahle.
3. Akukho okungajwayelekile. Ngomunye umuntu ohambisa ama-sushi amakhulu kanye nama-statuettes ama-penguin. Kulungile.
4. O, othile wayengenanhlanhla nomakhelwane. Yebo, futhi leli qhawe lingaba nesihawu kuphela. Ngicabanga ukuthi uzolala kanjani?
5. Lesi yisikhathi lapho usuke ukhathele kakhulu ukuthi usakhathalela ngemibono yabanye, ukuthi bacabangani ngawe.
6. Futhi kwenye yezindiza eNew York ungabona lesi simangaliso sesimanje. Ukuhlangabezana nalokhu umbhede we-cocoon noma i-pod yokulala, lapho uzokhohlwa ngomsindo nokukhanya okukhanyayo okuvimbela ukulala.
7. Ukuhlakanipha kuyinto yethu yonke. Laba bazali abanolwazi, ngokusobala, bayazi ukuthi yikuphi ukuhamba nezingane ezifanayo.
8. Kungani ulahlekelwa ukulinda imithwalo yakho? Lapha lesi sikhungo sinquma ukugibela i-suitcase yakhe (noma cha).
9. Yebo-yebo, kwakungabonakali kuwe, ngabantu besiqu esincane badonsa indiza. "Kodwa kungani?", Ucela ngokuphazamiseka. "Ngaphandle kwenkomba," sizophendula.
10. Angikwazi ukukholelwa, kodwa ubuhle bukaJennifer Love Hewitt. Yebo, yebo, ngisho nodumo kufanele udlule kulayini lokuphepha. Yonke intombazane yayizobukeka imangalisa ekuphileni kwansuku zonke.
11. Esikhungweni sezindiza ungakwazi ukuhlangabezana nokunye ... Amazons wezwe lanamuhla.
12. Laba abane bayazi ukuthi bazokwehla kanjani ngobuciko kwi-escalator.
13. Ngaphambi kwakho, uJennifer Hudson, yebo, umnikazi we-Oscar, i-Golden Globe, i-BAFTA ne-Guild yase-US abadlali. Futhi kulesi sithombe uhamba ngokulawula ukuphepha.
14. Ngempela, kungani ungenwe esibhedlela sezindiza?
15. Isikhumulo sezindiza yindawo lapho wonke umuntu elinganayo. Ngakho, kulesi sithombe uK Kate Beckinsale useshelwa, kanye nabo bonke abagibeli.
16. Futhi yini? Indlela enhle yindlela yokuguqula isitulo ebhedeni futhi ekugcineni uthole ukulala ngokwanele.
17. Yebo, le ntombazane ilele kahle futhi, mhlawumbe, inzima kakhulu, ikhathele kakhulu.
18. Bavalele iSanto embi.
19. Nangu, ubuhlobo obuphelele.
20. Yebo, yebo, abanye abantu baqonda inkulumo ethi "Sicela ubeke izicathulo zakho ebhodini".
21. Kodwa bafuna uJames Van Der Beek, owaziwa kakhulu ngendima kaDawson Leary kulolu chungechunge oluthi "Dawson's Cove."
22. Omunye uyinkosi yokupaka.
23. Umzuzwana onzima uma usuthathe i-suitcase yakho uhamba nayo.
24. Yilokho okusho ukuthi kube inkanyezi futhi ngaphansi kwazo zonke izimo qhubeka uzolile. Bheka kuphela izinwele zikaGwyneth Paltrow. Futhi manje sibheke inkulumo yakhe engathandeki.
25. Ungadli isikhathi lapho uhamba esecator.
26. Futhi lokhu cishe umsizi omusha wendiza.
27. Kungenzeka ukuthi ngesikhathi sezindiza esikhumulweni sezindiza uzobona udumo.
28. Yebo, hhayi njalo esikhumulweni sezindiza ungabona abantu abajabulayo ...
29. Futhi uyithanda kanjani lo makhelwane? Lokhu kungokwenzela wonke umuntu ukuba enze selfie noNicolas Cage.
30. Wonke umuntu unombono wakhe wemifashini yefashini.
31. Akukho okungajwayelekile. Umfana oyedwa nje ufunda incwadi, futhi eyesibili - ilenga phezulu emilenzeni, encike kuphela esandleni somngane wakhe.
32. Akunakwenzeka! Futhi lokhu kulungile uRyan Gosling esikhumulweni sezindiza.