Lapha uthengela ithikithi lendiza futhi ungacabangi ukuthi ubani ongaba umakhelwane wakho.
Ubani owaziyo, mhlawumbe kuyoba umuntu omdala okhukhumezayo, ongeke akuvumele ukuba ulale kahle, noma, mhlawumbe, eceleni kwakho uzobe ehlezi ensizwa ekhangayo, ebonakala emehlweni akhe. Kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi umakhelwane wakho ngeke abe ngumuntu nhlobo. "Khona-ke ubani?", Ubuza ngezwi elikhathazayo. Manje thola!
1. U-enchantress omkhulu, okubhekiswe kubo bonke abagibeli.
Ngendlela, wonke amahora angu-5 okubalekela lo mfana omuhle wayelokhu ebuka nge-porthole, futhi ngaphandle kokwenza umsindo omncane.
2. Kuwe ozithandayo ekhaya kukhona ikati, futhi othile ekhaya lapho uhlala lapha grunting mordaha.
Ingabe ucabanga ukuthi uyamomotheka kulesi sithombe? Ungasho nje ukuthi awuzange umangazwe umcabango wokuthi le ngulube inepasipoti.
3. Futhi lokhu kuyinkampani encane. Yiqiniso, ukubonakala kwakhe akumesabi muntu, kodwa, ngokuphambene nalokho, kubangela ukumamatheka.
Umalusi waseJalimane okuthiwa u-Kiddi uhamba ekhaya. Washiya umhlalaphansi evela e-US Marine Corps. Ebhodini lale ndege, bonke abagibeli bamemeza ngecala lokugubha iminyaka engu-12 lomsebenzi onzima.
4. Mhlawumbe izinja zinomqondo wazo wokuzijwayeza omakhelwane babo.
Ake sithi umuntu omnyama (omunye ngakwesobunxele) ubuza indoda enhle kakhulu (ngubani ongakwesokudla): "Hhayi, ndoda, udinga indiza esabekayo?", Futhi lo wesithathu waphendula: "Akukho okuningi. Futhi wena? ". "Futhi kubonakala kimi ukuthi ngeke ngifike endlini yangasese manje ngenxa yokwesaba," kusho uChernenko.
5. Ucabanga ukuthi yilo inja elalela kunazo zonke emhlabeni?
Ake ubheke ukuthi uzolile kangakanani! Lokhu kube lula ngokuhlelekayo kufaneleka okumnandi ngemuva kwezindiza.
6. Yebo, yebo, le koala ihamba ngekilasi lokuqala.
Yiqiniso, lesi sithombe sidlulisela isignesha "Siphepha isigaba sokuqala. Futhi yini oyifinyelele? ".
7. Cabanga nje ukuthi yiziphi izinto ezimangalisayo ezitholwa ngabasindile bezindiza.
Isibonelo, le turkey. Kumelwe ngithi lowo ohlezi eceleni kwakhe akahlezi "inhlanhla" ukuba nomakhelwane onjalo.
8. Uma ubona lokhu kuhlaselwa awukwazi ukumsiza kodwa ukumomotheka.
Cabanga nje kuphela ukuthi usuqedile phansi, bese kuthiwa inja yezinja izwa esikhwameni somakhelwane. Vumelana ukuthi ufuna ukuthatha le milf.
9. Lona nguDaniel. Yebo, uyadla futhi cha, awudingi ukumbiza ngokuthi uDonald Duck. Uyakuzonda.
Ngendlela, le nyoni iyingxenye yesigaba sezilwane esihlinzeka ukusekelwa ngokomzwelo kumgibeli, futhi unesitifiketi esifanele (ESAN). Nokho, ukuthatha izilwane ezifuywayo kuvunyelwe kuphela umthetho waseMelika.
10. Awu, kungani iziqu ezinjalo zenziwa esikhwameni sokuhamba? Kungani engakwazi ukuhlala ezandleni zekosi yakhe. Yeka ukungahloniphi!
Bheka kuphela le kid futhi uqhubeke ukuyeka ukuthi awujabuli ukuhamba noma isihlalo sakho asikhululekile ngokwanele kuwe.
11. Cha, ungasho ukuthi awuthandi ama-sphinxes.
Ehlezi esifubeni senkosi yakhe, yena, ngokumangalisayo, ubonakala enokuthula.
12. Le nja okuthiwa uBelzei iyinkazimulo yangempela, ngakho-ke akumangalisi ukuthi kungani eqhuma isigaba sokuqala, ngisho nasesihlalo esithile.
Ngendlela, ungumuntu osemthethweni we-Bellaise Shop.
13. Omunye uhambisa ama-turkeys, amanye amantombazane, nesilwane somuntu uyisifuba esihle.
Ungaphambuka (ngomqondo omuhle wezwi), emva kokubona ingane enhle kangaka iphila.
14. "Futhi wena ugibele?" - Leli ziso linesithakazelo lapha.
Uma ubheka le nja, kubonakala sengathi ngaphambi kwakho kunzima kakhulu kumphathi wezwe.
15. Cha, cha, awubonakali. Kule cabin ngempela uyahamba izinkanyezi.
Ekuqaleni konyaka, lo mbhalo ungabona ulwazi iNkosana yaseSaudi Arabia ithatha ama-80 (!) OKlebe naye ezindiza. Ngaphezu kwalokho, inyoni ngayinye inepasipoti kanye nethikithi elihlukile.
16. Yile ndlela ukunamathela kwangempela komuntu kumngane wakhe onyawo ezine kubonakala.
Ngendlela, laba ababili balele njengalezi amahora amabili. Uma lokhu kungewona uthando, kuthiwani ke?
17. Le nja enenhlanhla ibhekene nejet yangasese.
Yiqiniso, cishe abamakhelwane bakhe bangaba khona. Ngempela, akuwona wonke umuntu ongenakho ukukhokhela i-jet yangasese. Kodwa indaba yale nja iyathinta ubujamo bomphefumulo. Ngamafuphi, kwasuswa abanikazi bezintaba, okwakuphela amasonto abangadli indoda enhle futhi bamgcina ezimweni ezingenabuzwe. Ngenhlanhla, bathole abanikazi abasha. Unina womunye wamavolontiya usebenza enkampanini enikeza izindiza zangasese. Wakwazi ukuvumelanisa ngokuthutha isilwane nomshayeli, okwakuthiwa unenhliziyo yegolide. Ngenhlanhla, wathokoza ukuletha leli labrador emphakathini oseduze.
18. Kubonakala sengathi le milady ayihambisani nokudlala nawe.
Awukwazi ukumphika, akunjalo?
19. Ngesikhathi ebhodini elilodwa kwakukhona ikati kanye ne-puppy yenkonzo.
O Nkulunkulu! Sawubona! Le indiza ibusisiwe ngempela.
Kubonakala sengathi laba ababili ngeke babe izitha.
20. Ngicabanga ukuthi lena yindiza yokuqala yokudalwa okunjalo okuthakazelisayo?
Qaphela ukuthi ubuphi ubuhle obuhle be-kangaroos enhle kakhulu.
21. Futhi le nja mhlawumbe ingumgibeli womoya onolwazi
Kuyinto engavamile!
Lo mfana ngokusobala unenhlanhla nomakhelwane onomomothekayo.
22. Umzuzwana onzima uma udla umthamo wakho bese ngokuzumayo uqaphela ukuthi othile ukubukela ngokucophelela.
"Sawubona, dude. Awungangazi nami, nami. Kodwa lishintsha iqiniso lokuthi umane nje kufanele uhlanganyele nami ukudla kwakho okuthakazelisayo. Yiqiniso, ungacabangi ukuthi ngihaha. Ngiyathembisa, emahoreni ambalwa ngizokwabelana nawe ngesidla. "
23. Akumangalisi. Kulula nje, lo mshayeli uqhuma njalo ngekati lakhe.
Uhle kakhulu kangangokuthi ufuna ukukhudlwana kunamanzi, ukuze angaphazamisi ukulala kwakhe.
24. Futhi le earhot inokushayela kokuqala njengomsizi wendiza.
Kodwa kubonakala sengathi akajabuli neze ngalolu daba.
25. Futhi ngubani othi ama-penguin awaboni?
Bheka kuphela le nyoni enhle futhi eqinisekisiwe.
26. Kuyilungelo elikhulu kwabanye abagibeli ukuhlangabezana nomphathi wendiza.
Ngenhlanhla, nenja egama layo linguBentley, lona inkosikazi yakhe kusengaphambili yashintsha yaba yindoda esemthethweni.
27. Uyakholelwa othandweni ekuqaleni kokubona?
Noma le nja yathandana, noma ilele ngamehlo akhe evulekile.
28. Yebo yilo Jedi elihlakaniphe kakhulu kunazo zonke ngesikhathi sakhe! Yoda, ingabe lokhu?
Yoda?
Ngendlela, nangu umqondo omuhle wenja yenja ye-Halloween.
29. Kodwa leli pony elibizwa ngeJablochko linikeza ukusekelwa ngokomzwelo kunkosi yakhe.
Ngakho manje akukho lutho olumangalisa ngokuthi othile uthatha i-turkey noma i-cheetah.
30. Asithemba ukuthi le mohnetic ikhululekile.
Kubonakala, noma ingabe ukwesaba kakhulu ekujuleni komphefumulo wakhe? Umfana ompofu ... AmaHops akaqiniseki neze.