Uma ufuna ukubona futhi uqonde ukuthi yikuphi ukuqala, khona-ke phuma uye emgwaqweni noma wehlela emgwaqweni ongaphansi komhlaba, ngoba inkathi yama-hipsters ifikile. Kulaba bantu, ukudala nobuciko bokuziveza basendaweni yokuqala.
Kunzima ukucabanga ngomuntu othile wokudala kuneziqhwaga, okwenza kancane kancane wabeka izitayela zezwe lanamuhla. Ama-antics abo aqhubeka ewamangaza abantu, okwenza kube ukumomotheka komunye umuntu, nokucasula othile, into eyinhloko ukuthi akekho ohlala enganandaba. Siphakamisa ukuthinta okuncane ezweni lama-hipsters, futhi uthole ukuthi yini abanesithakazelo kuzo nokuyenza.
1. Ubani odinga le Rolex? Phela, bambalwa abantu abazobamangaza. Kodwa ungayinaki i-watch enjalo, akunakwenzeka.
2. Uma ukhohlwa njalo izibuko ekhaya, khona-ke ungenza tattoo. Ngokwemvelo, ngeke usho lutho.
3. Uma abantu benqaba ukuba yizibonelo zakho, ungaqeqesha izilwane ukudala izithombe zangempela.
4. Le ndoda ayesabi i-pink, noma ikhuluma ngokukhululekile ngokuthandayo.
5. Uma ungumuntu odala wangempela futhi ungathanda ukubuyisa i-Motorola yakho endala.
6. Ngezinye izikhathi isitayela sama-hipsters sisho ukungabi nezicathulo okuphelele. Kodwa kuthiwani ngobumsulwa bomuntu siqu?
7. Ukusebenza ngokubaluleka kubalulekile ezintweni zanamuhla, kepha isihlunu nesigqoko esihlanganisiwe kukhona ukushaqeka kwangempela.
8. Awunazo eziningi ze-headphones? Kodwa lokhu ngokucacile akukwenzi umsindo ube nekhwalithi.
9. Lesi yisikhangiso esibhalwe ngokuqondile kuma-hipsters, futhi sikhuthaza ukuba uthumele amafayela abalulekile kuma-cassettes evidiyo, ngoba imvelo ayiqondi nakancane.
10. Abadlali namafoni? Cha, angizange ngikwenze. Kuphela ngale ndlela ongayijabulela ngempela umculo wakho ozithandayo.
11. Izintshevu nama-hipsters aphelele, kepha lapha nawe kudingeka ucabange ukuthi ungaphuma kanjani kumuntu wakho.
12. Kulesi sambatho, ungakwazi ukuncintisana nabesifazane abaningi banamuhla besifazane abashisekayo.
13. Ubuvila yi-credo yokuphila kwama-hipsters amaningi, futhi nansi ubufakazi obusobala.
14. Yini enye ongayenza, lapho usebenza ehhovisi ukuphumula, futhi ukwenza izinto ezivamile akuthandi neze?
15. Awufuni ukukhulisa amadevu, noma azikhuli nje? Bese uzithengela lokho okutholakala khona.
16. Ezokuthutha, okuzosiza ukuphuma emgodini wegrey, futhi kuye akukhathaleki ukuthi ubiza kanjani i-petroli namuhla.
17. Kungenxa yezithombe ezinjalo ongaqonda ukuthi umklamo phakathi kwama-hipsters nabantu abangenamakhaya usuke ungabonakali.
18. Into ebaluleke kakhulu ku-hipster ayikho uhlaka, okubonakala ngokubonakalayo.
19. Ukuzikhohlisa nokuziqhenya ukuhamba inja, futhi akunakwenzeka ukungaqapheli isilwane esinjalo.
20. Obani abadinga lezi lens hypersensitive nama-binoculars, uma kukhona i-telescope ehlolwe isikhathi?
21. Ngenxa yokusebenzisa ngobuciko ubuciko, ungathola izinto ezinjalo zangempela - amabhodlela ngendlela ye-bulb incandescent.
22. Lokhu kungaphezu kokuklama, noma nje wayengenayo imali eyanele yokuthenga izibuko ezintsha.
23. Uyamangala kangaka? Futhi lo ngumnikazi olula webhanana. Kodwa lo mdlalo usondelene njalo.
24. Izigidi ziphuka ngendawo enjalo yokuphumula, futhi kuphela ama-hipsters abesabi ukuwahlela.
25. Umama akazange aqonde lapho uhla lwayo luhamba khona, kuthiwa indodana yenze isinqumo sokwenza amacici amasha.
26. Isithombe lapho esidlule nesethulo behlangana khona. Ngicabanga ukuthi uthole kuphi leli bhayisikili?
27. Udinga ukudala futhi uqiniseke ngokwakho, ukuthengisa amabhokisi amadala ngamanani anjalo.
28. Ucingo oluphukile lithuba elihle lokwenza i-skateboard eyingqayizivele, futhi ungakwazi ukuyigibela ndawonye, ngisho nobathathu kithi.
29. Uma uyingane yangempela futhi ungakabikho ngenye indlela, ungabonakalisa kanjani.
30. Manje uma kwakungeyona ye "stump" yesiginesha, kungaba nzima kakhulu ukuqonda ukuthi hlobo luni lombukiso.
31. Ama-Hipsters ayingqayizivele ngisho nasezintweni zokudla, isibonelo, phakathi kwalawa ma-donuts avela ku-spaghetti.
32. Kusobala ukuthi umfana ungumuntu, futhi, ngokusobala, ubuluhlaza ngumbala owuthandayo.
33. Yakha igama lemoto entsha, lapho isithuthuthu kanye ne-suitcase zixhunyiwe.
34. Iforki elide kunazo zonke - nje kuphela okudingekayo ku-hipster yokudala.
35. Uma ubuqiniso bukhona kuwe kuqala, futhi akunandaba ukuthi abanye bacabangani.