Amadoda abafana, kodwa amathoyizi abo ayabiza kakhulu. Futhi ihlaya kuloluhlaya likhona, kanti konke okunye kuyiqiniso. Ngakho-ke, izipho kufanele zibe zangempela futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo zisebenza. Uyazi ukuthi imali efanelwe ukuyisebenzisa?
Yiziphi izinto zokudlala zabafana abadala? Yiqiniso, izimoto! Imoto ye-Retro HOT ROD HR1 esuka eqoqweni le-AUTOMOBLOX ngenxa yobunqunu bayo, ukuklanywa kwanamanothi we-Old World okwamanje kuyothatha indawo efanelekile ekuqoqweni kwe-connoisseur. Ngendlela, amamodeli enkuni angabhidlika!
Ipaki yemodeli yemodeli ye-James Bond yakho kufanele igcwaliswe nge-helicopter "Skyfoll". Vumela ukuzithokozisa i-ejenti yakho eyimfihlo oyithandayo, ukushayela i-helicopter kusuka efonini kwisiteji se-Android / IOS noma ukulawula okukude kwe-infrared, kuzokwehlisa zonke izimfihlo. Siyaqinisekisa, uzojabula ukubona ukuthi othandekayo ujabulela kanjani ukwenza izindiza ezinkambiso, ukubeka ukuzivikela, igyroscope eyakhelwe kanye nokukhanya okukhanyayo. Imidlalo yemidlalo, kodwa i-helicopter ingakhuphukela endaweni ephakeme kakhulu - kufika kumamitha angu-15!
Indoda ikhetha imithandazo ngokubaluleke nakakhulu? Thenga it njengesikhumbuzo sesipho sokukhumbula isikhumbuzo "Desert Eagle", ehluke ekuqaleni kwesayizi kuphela. Ikhwalithi yezinto eziphathekayo, izingxenye ezihambayo, ezifana neyokuqala zizohlonishwa ngempela ngumzingeli onesibindi, oneminyaka yobudala kusukela eminyakeni eyisishiyagalombili kuya kweyisishiyagalolunye.
Ingabe ufuna ukuthi othandekayo wakho abe nomuzwa wakho njengomvikeli wakho kusukela ekuseni kakhulu? Wamphonsa ikhofi enamandla, kodwa hhayi ekomelweni elivamile, kodwa emgodini we-mug-fistula "Fisticup". Isibambo esisimweni esisimweni esinamandla nesimo sabantu esesigqumeni sobhedu sizovusa umqobi kulo, futhi icala lokuphila lizoletha ikhofi elimnandi. Siyaqinisekisa, uma sinikeze isipho esinjalo kumuntu, uzothola isipho sangempela kuwe!
Kodwa amadoda anamandla athande futhi aphuze onamandla. Ukuze unike ibhodlela i-trite, i-nostalgia enjalo yezikhathi zokwehluleka okuphelele. Kodwa utshwala obumnandi-umdlalo owedlulele "I-Drunk Roulette" yilokho odokotela abashiye! Yiqiniso, uMnyango wezeMpilo uzoba ngokumelene nawo, futhi abathandi bokudala bemikhosi bayakwazisa isipho. Kufanele nje uqiniseke ukuthi zonke "ukudubula" akuzona kumuntu wakho, ngaphandle kwalokho utshwala luzombulala.
Uma ungafuni ukubeka umuntu engozini, zikhawulele kumagremu angu-150 amancane afaneleka kalula ... ku-Vikkar buckle. Umklamo wakhe ohlukumezayo nowesilisa uzokunika ithemba, futhi abanye bayakwazisa isitayela somnikazi.
Imikhuba emibi yiqiniso, iyinengiso. Kodwa umuntu oqondayo (futhi empeleni ungomunye walokho!) Uzama ukunciphisa inhlekelele. Ukuhambisa i-ashtray "Ukuzindla ngezibuko" ezenziwe ngogesi obusondelene nomvelo kumuntu obhemayo, unciphise umthelela omubi emzimbeni we-tar nomusi. Awukwazi ukushintsha isimo - shintsha isimo sakho sengqondo kulo!
Ngesidlangalaleni, indoda yakho ifunda amabhuku ahlakaniphile namamagazini webhizinisi, futhi izindlu ezishisayo ezivela ezincwadini zamahlaya? Yithokozisa ngesevisi enhle futhi esebenzayo, enikeza induku "Iron Iron". Umklamo obonakalayo kalula we-helmet-armor hero we-Studio studio Marvel - akuyona yonke into. Ngokufaka i-USB flash drive kukhompuyutha, uzobona ukuthi kusebenza kanjani ekukhanyeni kwamehlo abomvu okubomvu.
Izipho akufanele zisebenzise kuphela, zijabulise, kodwa futhi zenzeke. Futhi imibono yethu, ehlelwe nguwe empilweni, iyobekwa nakanjani!