Cishe wonke umuntu oye wafunda ekolishi noma ekolishi, ezama ukufunda izizinda zobuchwepheshe. Futhi, njengoba kwenzeka njalo, abaningi baphuthuma ukuze bakhule ukuze bajoyine indlela yobuntu obuningi ngokugcwele.
Kodwa ngaphezu kweminyaka, kwaqondwa ukuthi iminyaka yabafundi yayiyinye yezinkathi eziqhakazile ekuphileni komunye wethu. Futhi sikukhuthaza kakhulu ukuthi sibheke ngokukhetha kwethu izimo ezingenzeka futhi kwenzeke kuwo wonke umuntu ofunde ekolishi noma ekolishi. Ngikholelwa, uzozikhumbula wena!
1. Ithuba lokuthatha inhlanzi liwukuthi unjengemana evela ezulwini, ngakho-ke noma kunjalo, walala ngokushesha. Futhi akunandaba ukuthi wawuphi!
Ngiyalala manje.
Ngemva kwesikole: manje ngempelasonto yakho izolala, ngoba uyazi ukuthi phakathi nesonto elisebenzayo awukwazi ukuvala amehlo akho ngomzuzu.
2. Ngenkathi ufunda, njalo ube nesimiso sakho seviki lonke. Isibonelo, ungenza kalula usuku ngoLwesihlanu noma uya esikoleni emini.
Yebo, okwamanje. Ngizokubona endleleni, ulahlekile.
Ngemva kokutadisha: umsebenzi ojwayelekile nsuku zonke kusuka ku-9-17.00. Khona-ke imizamo engaphumeleli yokuya ejimini, ephupha imoto yakhe. Khona-ke kufika ukuqaphela okwesabekayo kokungaqondakali kwazo zonke lezi zenzo, ukubuyela ekhaya nokulala embhedeni phambi kwe-TV. Futhi njalo nsuku zonke!
3. Futhi kanjani ukuthi ungakhumbuli amathikithi mahhala (noma okungenani ashibhile) omdlalo, kumidlalo yaseshashalazini noma kumyuziyamu ngoba nje ungumfundi!
Ngemva kwesikole: uthandaza ukuthola ibha yomfundi, lapho ungakhumbula ngokugcwele intsha nokuzisola ukuthi awusengumfundi!
4. Abangani bakho bahlala beseduze, cishe ngobude bendalo!
Ngemuva kokutadisha: imihlangano nabangani baqala ngokufanayo - Skype!
5. Ngomfundi okungenzeka ukuthi uyakwazi ukuzilawula emva kwamaminithi amaningana weqembu elingashiyi.
Ingabe othile uthi "i-vodka"?
Ngemuva kwesikole: namhlanje emva kwamaqembu anjalo, okuvame ukuphela ngo-2-3 ekuseni, awukwazi ukuvuka ekuseni ngenxa yesango elibi futhi udinga usuku olude emsebenzini. Futhi wakwenza kanjani ngaphambili?
6. Ingxenye ejabulisayo kakhulu yocwaningo yayihlale iholide ehlobo, okuyinto, kancane, hhayi okuningi, yahlala izinyanga ezingu-3!
Ngemuva kwesikole: Ukuphumula? Ukuphumula? Emsebenzini wakho, le mibono iyasolisa. Ngisho nalapho ucela abaphathi isonto elivuliwe, uhlola i-imeyili yakho yonke imizuzu bese uphendula zonke izingcingo.
7. Ukutadisha, ungakwazi ukugqoka ngokuphelele izingubo futhi ungakhathazeki nazo zonke izinhlobo zokugqoka amakhodi.
Ukuqeqesha ngoLwesithathu, ngoLwesine, ngoLwesihlanu, ngoMgqibelo nangeSonto
Ngemuva kokutadisha: njalo kufanele ubheke njengesisebenzi esihle sekampani yakho; umuntu ongeke abe namahloni ngaye, okungukuthi, i-suit ne-tie DAILY!
8. Ikhadi lomfundi lingumngane wakho omkhulu kuzo zonke izitolo, ngoba uthola isaphulelo esengeziwe njalo.
Ngizokwenza i-striptease, ngizokwenza noma yini. Ngikhokhele imali!
Ngemva kokutadisha: kusuka kuwe ungazwa kuphela into eyodwa: "Ngicela ungitshele ukuthi ikhadi lami lomfundi alikho usuku lokuphela kwesikhathi!"
9. Umfundi ongahamba naye futhi uphile isikhathi esithile ngaphandle kwelinye lentengo engabizi.
Ngemva kwesikole: mhlawumbe ngolunye usuku ungahamba uhambo, uma eminyakeni embalwa uzoqoqa izinsuku eziningi futhi, yebo, imali!
10. Eminyakeni yakho yokufundela, uzinikele kanye nemali yakho ezinhlobonhlobo zokuphuza utshwala. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ungabizwa ngokuthi ama-cocktail ama-guru nezindawo lapho ungazama khona!
Ngemva kwesikole: namuhla awuhlosi ukusebenzisa imali yakho utshwala!
11. Unamathuba amaningi okuhlangana nabantu abasha.
Kuhle kakhulu ukuthi ngikuhlangabeze ...
Ngemuva kokutadisha: manje abangane abasha bavele kuphela phakathi kozakwethu noma abangani bakho.
12. Ngomfundi ongayithatha noma yimuphi umfana / intombazane futhi ungahlushwa ukuzisola.
Hhayi, nginamahloni kakhulu. Ngifuna ngempela ukuthi uhlale, kodwa angikwazi ukukutshela ngakho ukuze ukholwe!
Ngemuva kwesikole: imihlangano kanye nemihlangano yothando yenziwa kanye ngonyaka, noma cha.
13. Ukudla kwakho ngesikhathi sokufunda bekuhlale kugcwele imikhiqizo eyingozi engathintanga umzimba wakho.
Ngemva kokutadisha: kufanele ukuthi udle isaladi, ukuze isondlo sakho semfuyo singakunikeli inkulumo yonke ngesidingo sokudla okunempilo.
14. Awuzange ucabange ngezintela kumfundi.
"Akukho Matata" kusho ukungakhathazeki ngalutho kuze kube sekupheleni kwezinsuku zakho!
Ngemva kwesikole: nakuba, mhlawumbe, usazi ukuthi uhlelo lwentela lusebenza kanjani.
15. Ukuphumula kwehlobo kwakuyisikhathi esiwuthandayo sonyaka, ngoba ungahamba, uye olwandle noma uhambe noma kuphi, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu ukuhlangabezana neqembu lamantombazane nabafana!
Spring baphuphuke kuze kube phakade!
Ngemuva kwesikole: manje uthanda futhi ujabulele labo ababeka izithombe ezinhle zokuzilibazisa kanye nolwandle.
16. Umfundi ongakwazi ukulala ubusuku bonke!
Ngavuka.
Ngemva kwesikole: akukho busuku obunzima. Kuphela iphupho!
17. Uhlale unamaphuzu amakhulu nemicabango ngalokho ongathanda ukukwenza.
Anginayo imibono ngokuphelele okufanele ngiyenze ekuphileni.
Ngemva kokutadisha: kubonakala sengathi kukhona okungahambi kahle nakanjani.