Ukuhlanzeka ukuhlupheka ngaso sonke isikhathi, ngoba kuvela ukuthi konke kuyi-piglets yangempela futhi imizwa yakho ayihlonishwa nhlobo.
1. Kungani kudlulisa amazinyo amaningi? Ngakho-ke wabe esomile futhi ephoqa yonke indawo yokugezela?
2. Uma kukhona amaqabunga emafutheni, amehlo ahlanzekile aqala ukuchoboza amehlo. Kuyathakazelisa kakhulu ukwazi ukuthi othile unesinkwa esinomsoco omnyama okwekusasa.
3. Kungani umuntu engakwazi ukuchitha amasekhondi angu-30 futhi athathe umqulu omdala wephepha langasese neyomusha?
4. Umbuzo ovela ku-opera efanayo: kungani umuntu engakwazi ukuchitha amasekhondi angu-20 futhi agcwalise isikhwama semfucumfucu ebhakedeni?
5. Yilabo kuphela abageza njalo izitsha bazi ukuthi zingakanani izikhwama zetiye ezichitheka ezikhathini, ezingenakuphonswa kudoti.
6. Sebenzisa ngokungafanele indawo endaweni yokuhlanza izitsha eziphuthumayo kuphela ...
7. Ukuvuselela lapho abantu bephonsa izicathulo phakathi kwekamelo, kunokuba bafihle endaweni ethile eyenziwe ngokukhethekile noma okungenani bafake ekhoneni.
8. "Vula lapha" - ngokuvamile kubhaliwe kumaphakheji hhayi nje.
9. I-turret edoti ingaba umdlalo omusha wokubekezela.
10. Isihlungi, KUNGA kunzima yini ukusikhipha isihlalo emva kwakho?
11. Kuthiwani uma ipuleti elingenalutho elivela ngaphansi kwamaphilisi likhona kwikhabhinethi yemithi, ingabe iyoba nemithi?
12. Esigumbini sokugezela ngesikhunta phezu kwezindonga nasegumbini lokugeza, ngisho nokungahambi kahle. Indlela abantu abaphatha ngayo ukugeza lapha!
13. I-Setochka ebhodini ekhishini ayizihlanza! Geza izitsha, sicela uphonsa konke ukudla okuvela enetheni!
14. Karma chistyul - njalo uhlanza abangane nabathandekayo izimbiza ezingenalutho, iphepha, ama-sachets.
15. Kungani? Ngoba awukwazi nje ukuhlala ekamelweni elingaziwa.
Udinga ukuphumula kancane.
16. Ngezinye izikhathi kubonakala kuwe ukuthi wonke umuntu ozungezile uphuphuthekile futhi akabukeli umonakalo ongakuvumeli ukuba uphume.
17. Kodwa kunenkinga eyodwa: uma abanye abantu bezama ukuhlanza, abahlanzi bayothola ngendlela yabo yokuhlanza amaphutha ayikhulu.
18. Abantu abanesibindi nabanamandla kakhulu babhala imilayezo. Kuthemba ukuthi ukucela kwabo ukuhlanzeka kuzozwakala.
19. Kodwa, ekugcineni, kufanele uhlanze konke wena ngokwakho.
20. Ngephutha, abangane bakho bacabanga ukuthi uhlanza ngoba uthanda ukuhlanza. Kodwa akekho! Isizathu sihlukile: awukwazi nje ukuma ukungcola nokudideka.
21. Uhlanzekile, uma uthukuthele, lapho abantu bebeka izinto ezindaweni ezihlanzekile ezingenalutho.
22. Ngesinye isikhathi uqonda ukuthi kufanele ushiye ukusola abantu abanobuhlungu. Kodwa ukubhekana nemizwelo kwenzeka oh njengoba kungelula.
Kodwa dumisani umuntu ngokuhlanzwa kwekhwalithi ye-classy - kulula!