Ukukhetha okuthakazelisayo kwezithombe ezivela empilweni yansuku zonke yomongameli wezwe elikhulu kunawo wonke emhlabeni.
Ukusebenzisa amandla kaMongameli waseRussia Federation, uVladimir Putin, ngaphezu kwesifungo sakhe, "ukuhlonipha nokuvikela amalungelo nenkululeko yomuntu kanye nesakhamuzi, ukugcina nokuvikela uMthethosisekelo weRussian Federation, ukuvikela ubukhosi nokuzimela, ukuphepha nokuthembeka kombuso, ukukhonza abantu ngokwethembeka", kushicilela izinqumo nemithetho, izimpawu zomthetho, emihlanganweni ehlukahlukene. Lapho kungadingeki ukubheka, ukufeza umsebenzi wesifunda ...
1. Ngomkhonto.
2. Njengangathi engabheka ikhamera, kodwa ku-iPhone ngokwayo.
3. Ngenhlanhla, akunakwenzeka ukubuka kuphela, kodwa futhi ukubamba ngezandla.
4. Uma ucabanga, ungathola nezinto eziningi ezithakazelisayo.
5. Uzama ukungaboni embukisweni wemyuziyamu embukisweni ozinikezele ku-Anton Chekhov.
6. U-Putin ubheka i-Sun, futhi i-Sun ibheka.
7. Futhi kwenzeka ...
8. Yini ebhaliwe khona?
9. U-Putin ubheka uhlu lokudla lwasekhaya.
10. Ubisi lwasekhaya luhlukaniswa njengomkhakha ohlukile.
11. ... kanye nezinhlobo ezihlukahlukene ze-sausage nesinkwa. Ukuphela kobuso bukaPutin akusho ukuthi uyajabula.
12. U-Putin ubheka i-helicopter ngesimo se-dragonfly ezandleni zikaKhansela waseJalimane u-Angela Merkel.
13. U-Putin ubheka umqeqeshi wokuzivocavoca.
14. U-Putin ubheka indawo yamafutha. Indawo yamafutha yezintuthwane.
15. U-Putin ubheka le ncwadi.
16. V.V. ihlola imoto.
17. U-Putin uhlola ngokucophelela imoto.
18. O Nkosi! NginguPutin.
19. U-Putin ubheka abavikeli bekusasa bezwe.
20. V.V. ubheka ingwe.
21. Ingwe enhle.
22. U-Putin ubheka leli hhashi njengokuvela e-underworld.
23. U-Putin ubheka umdwebo wezidalwa kuphela eplanethi ekwazi ukumnqoba emncintiswaneni wokulwa.
24. U-Putin ubheka ibhere le-polar, elingakaze alibulale nje.
25. U-Putin ubheka amalangabi e-Olympic. "Hmm .. Yini engingayenza ngayo?"
26. U-Putin ubheka efasiteleni le-helicopter. "Hhayi, u-taaam, phezulu ..."
27. U-Putin ubheka "i-apula enkulu", ecabanga: "I-charm yami!". Kuyinto ihlaya. Akuyona iNew York.
28. U-Putin ubheka ingane.
29. U-Putin ubheka ingane.
30. U-Putin ubheka imidwebo engabonakali yabantwana.
31. V.V. ubuka amathuluzi asebenzayo e-ejensi yokuphoqelela umthetho.
32. - Futhi sizokwenzenjani kusasa, uVladimir Vladimirovich?
- Ukunqoba umhlaba.