Izipho zokuzalwa ezinhle

Njalo ngonyaka, abantu abadala banamathuba amancane kakhulu okuzwa injabulo ngokulindela usuku lwabo lokuzalwa . Ngokuvamile umkhosi uyancipha ube yidlo, okungajwayelekile ukuthi lolu suku lukhunjulwa ngempela. Enye yezindlela zokudala isimo sengqondo ukuhlobisa amahlaya wesipho. Isipho esikhulu nesisemqoka singaboniswa ekupheleni kweholidi, kepha ukubeka ithoni kukho konke kusihlwa kungcono ngezipho ezingenangqondo nokuthokoza.

Izipho zamahlaya ezinhle

Uma uya eholidini owesifazane, khona-ke udinga ukucabangisisa ngokubonga kwakho. Izipho ezijabulisayo zeJubile zingase zihambisane nezenzo zokuzilibazisa, isikhundla sokuphila noma umsebenzi. Ake sithi intombi yakho ineminyaka engu-45 ubudala futhi lo "wesifazane futhi" usevele wazibeka njengowesifazane osekhulile. Futhi yilesi sizathu esihle kakhulu sokumnika umhlathi we-plug-in ochotshozayo!

Kumuntu, izipho zokuzilibazisa zosuku lokuzalwa zingaba ngumnumzane (iphakethe lamakhondomu, i-cigar kanye ne-cognac) usethe noma isethi yama-eyeschists (ama-wax, ama-tweezers noma izimbiza zokugcoba).

Kuzo izipho zama-comic zomuntu wonke wokuzalwa, ungafaka zonke izinhlobo zezindondo, izinkomishi noma izinhlamvu. Konke lokhu kunikezwa ngezinjongo ezifinyelelwe nemiphumela yonyaka odlule. Unganika uhlobo lwezinkokhelo uhlobo lokudayela, luthandwa kakhulu. Abadobi noma abazingeli bangathunyelwa ngekithi "yokusinda" futhi bafake umthamo we-stew, ibhodlela le-vodka namasokisi afudumele lapha. Ngokufanayo, ungakwazi ukuqoqa isipho nganoma yisiphi isenzakalo.

Ukulethwa kwezipho zama-comic

Ngisho nezipho ezijwayelekile kakhulu zinganikezwa ngendlela yokuthi izokhunjulwa isikhathi eside. Isibonelo, ukuhlobisa umshanelo omkhulu ngekati elimnyama lokudlala bese ulinikeza umngane ngeholidi. Kugogo wami othandekayo ukwethula "isethi somvubukuli" futhi ubophe umnsalo omkhulu ngefosholo ene-rakes.

Izipho zokuzijabulisa zingahle zilungiselelwe kusengaphambili bese ubhala izinkondlo ezihlekisayo noma ukubuyisela ingoma edumile. Gcoba ingubo ekhanda lakho bese uzethula njenge-genie, bese unikezela umsunguli womkhosi i-vase encane ngezibopho lapho izifiso zibhalwa khona. Ngaphambi kwesikhathi, lungiselela izipho zokuzalwa zemihla ngemihla ngayinye yazo (zingadlalwa e-lottery nasezivakashi). Futhi-ke yonke imbali yakho: i-mop izophendukela ibe i-console yendawo yonke, ibhodlela le-laxative njengomuthi wokukhwehlela, umgudu wendlela yokugqoka njengendiza yemoto. Izipho ezinjalo zamahlaya ezimnandi ziyokhunjulwa kuzo zonke izivakashi kanye nomsunguli womkhosi isikhathi eside.