Akuwona wonke amakati ahle kakhulu, angabonakala ekuqaleni. Lezi zinja zifakazela lokhu.
1. Nansi ikati, ehlala iguqula amanzi endlini yangasese. Ikakhulukazi ngesikhathi lapho inkosi yakhe ingayidingi khona.
2. Wake wambona ikati-skunk? Bheka!
3. Le kotyara yenza sengathi uyathanda wonke amahlaya omnikazi, bese ecaca ukuthi ayithandi neze. I-Cruelly.
4. Le nqola yavutha ngokucacile elangeni.
5. Sazi ukuthi impilo ayilungile, kodwa kunjalo ... Sekuyisikhathi sokuyeka.
6. Maduzane kuzo zonke izikrini zezwe: "Qaphela ikati emotweni."
7. Ukuhlelwa kwamanzi ahlanzekile!
8. Lo mqhubi wanikela umngani wakhe ngenxa yokuthi ... waphefumulela.
9. Lo mdlali ngeke ayeke lutho - akekho ozoshaya irekhodi lakhe ekuwa kwezindlu zamakhadi.
10. Ikhukhamba le-Zhadina yenkomo eqoshiwe.
11. Le ncane isisebenzi esithunyelwe kahle seposi.
12. UDooolguo walinda ukufika komnikazi, ngakho wabona ukuthi "kufa" kanjani uKhisimusi.
13. "Angikholwa" othandweni! - Cat Batkovich Stanislavsky.
14. I-parrot yaqala ingxoxo ecacile, kodwa ikati ayinandaba nemifula.
15. Yingakho imishini yasendlini ishesha kakhulu.
16. Ukunquma ukuthi angasuki embhedeni womngane wakhe omkhulu, le nkambu ibonisa ukuthi uphakeme kakhulu, okuyinto ehlukumeza kakhulu ngaye.
17. Ukuqinisekisa ukuthi kukhona igumbi phansi, lo prankster walahla ingilazi "ukubhujiswa."
18. Ukungabi nesibindi yigama lakhe eliphakathi.
19. Umzamo omuhle kakhulu wokuchitha umhlangano wenkosikazi wakhe.
20. Cha ngiyabonga ngokulungiselela leli holide. Iholidi lakhe ...
21. Ngabona ukuthi ngingena ekhamera, ngifisa: "Angiyena, futhi inkomo ayiyami!". Ngomusa, mngane? Konke kuqoshwe kuvidiyo!
22. KUNGAZI ukuziphatha nomama wakho.
23. KUNGAZI ukuziphatha nezingane.
24. Le cat ayiphili ngisho nendawo lapha ngokumelene nenja, kodwa iziphatha njengomuntu ophethe.
25. Le cat ayithokozi ubuhlobo obuhle.
26. Kunzima kakhulu ukuba inkanyezi: akukho okulenga abalandeli, i-paparazzi kuzo zonke izinyathelo ... Kuyacaca ukuthi bayacasula, kodwa hhayi ngezinga elifanayo, ikati!
27. Le ikati ikhethe indlela eyingozi ngokweqile ukuba ingaboni umdlalo wethimba lethu lebhola lezinyawo.
28. Futhi le zhardyayu yilapho kahle, fry fry.
29. Kulungile, futhi ekugcineni ... Akukho ukuphawula ...