Ukubheka abafowethu abancane, kufudumele emphefumulweni. Lezi fuzzies zisinika injabulo futhi sigcwalisa izinhliziyo zethu ngothando. Sikunikeza izithombe ezingu-30 zezilwane ezizokwenza ube ngcono
1. Ukuzijabulisa kuyinto ephathekayo futhi kuyamangalisa kakhulu ukuqonda izilaleli zakho.
2. Ngisho nobubi ngezikhathi ezithile kudinga ukucindezelwa.
Half-vampire, isigamu se-hedgehog sithola efudumele ngemuva kobusuku obude besaba.
3. Izindonga esisizungezile, zisivimbela impilo ebalulekile yebhizinisi.
4. Ukunciphisa izithiyo phakathi kwabantu kulungile, kepha akufanele ukhuphukele kumuntu, uma ungabuzi ngakho. Khona-ke awusoze uzizwe njengenjazane, othukuthele futhi ecasulwe ukuthuka kwenkosi yakhe.
5. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi wenzani nokuthi yini oyenzayo, kufanele uhlale njalo uthathe ikati elizokhokha intshebe yakho.
6. Kungenxa yokuthi amadada aphezulu kakhulu, akusho ukuthi uma bengena enkingeni, udinga ukuma izandla zakho zihlungwe.
7. Uma unethuba lokufihla i-pony yezintandane nebhebhe elikhulu le-teddy, lokhu kuzoba utshalomali obaluleke kakhulu empilweni yakho. Ngisho noma uneminyaka embalwa ngaphambili, kuzodingeka kube nezindleko zokhuni.
8. I-Rabbit-gymnast - imidlalo engakahleleki emangalisa, kanti omunye kufanele athi lokhu eziteshini zeTV zezemidlalo ngokushesha.
9. Ngezinye izikhathi impilo yenza ukuphenduka okubukhali, futhi ezinye izikhathi ziyeza. Ukuphila kuqhubeka nje futhi kukugodle ngaphandle kwekhanda.
10. Ikati elizoqala ukuqala umusho ngombhalo: "Angihlali njalo emithini yamakati ..."
11. Ikati eliyimpumputhe liyaduduza umfowabo omusha omtholayo. Vumelana, uthando "lukhanyisa"!
12. Lapho imisila isatshalaliswa, abantu abazange babe nhlobo. O, yeka ukuthi lokhu kungalungi!
13. Asijabuli ngaso sonke isikhathi ngezinto ezijwayelekile ekuphileni, kodwa ungadla futhi ulinde konke ukushintsha.
14. Kufanele uhlale ulungele izihlobo ezintsha ngezinkomo.
15. Ukuhamba kuyisikhathi esihle sokuzijabulisa. Nokho, kuphela uma uhamba nomngane omnandi.
16. Akukho okuqhathaniswa nokulangazelela kwangempela inkosi ethandekayo.
17. Ukuze abalandeli bathole ithoyizi elifana nelokudlala kuzobonakala sengathi bayamangala.
18. Ukuhlaselwa okungalindelekile kokubandakanya akuyona inhlekelele enjalo, ngaphandle uma abezindaba bezama ukwenza kanjalo.
19. Lapho usendaweni yokudlela ucelwa ukuthi ufuna inkomishi ye "Chow" esikhundleni sesaladi, khona-ke kufanele uvumelane nalokhu. Kuyomangala!
20. UMarcus Aurelius wayeqinisile lapho ethi: "Ungalokothi uvumele ukugcoba kukukhathaze."
21. Mhlawumbe, indawo yonke yadalwa yi-wawn enamandla neyingozi. Okungenani le nguqulo inendawo okufanele ibe kuyo.
22. Ngisho nakuwo wonke amagugu aseCreus, akekho onengqondo yakhe engavumelekile ukuthi avume ukwabelana ngesiphetho sesirafu yepulasitiki ngisho nosuku.
23. Zonke iziqephu ezinhle kakhulu zeShakespeare ziphela ngomshado noma ngohambo oluthakazelisayo.
24. Ngisho nokungabikho kwezandla okuphelele akuvimbeli ukuhlangana okuqinile.
Uma uzwa ikati lakho liguqulwa ekamelweni elilandelayo: "Akudingeki baphendule," "Akufanele babuze ukuthi kungani," "Kumelwe benze noma bafe," kufanele ubize amaphoyisa, noma uhambe futhi uphinde ukhale ihhashi.
26. Ngeke sazi ukuthi kungani sifika kule planethi, kodwa masithemba ukuthi lokhu kuqwashisa kuzofika kuwe ogwini ngenkathi uphuza i-cocktail esiphundu.
27. Lokho okushiwo yizimpawu ezingekho ukuhleka kwamahlaya kumahlaya abo, kuningi lokukhokha imali yabo.
Ngiqinisile, bafana?