Izinja, uhle!
1. Ekhanda le nja, bekukhona iphutha elibalulekile:
2. Le nja encane ibukeka ihloniphekile futhi ishukunyiswa:
"Sawubona, mnandi! Uvame ukubheka kithi. Ngingakuthenga okuthile? "
3. Umnikazi walesi silo esivusa amadlingozi usho ukuthi "akayena owe-photogenic" futhi "empilweni ibonakala kangcono": "
4. Vumelana, le kid ifana nawe endaweni kancane tipsy futhi ngokuphelele unganandaba:
5. Bheka nje ubuso bele nja. Kubonakala sengathi usanda kuhlangana nomfana wamaphupho akhe futhi manje uzama ukubheka njengento enhle kakhulu ngangokunokwenzeka:
6. Inja iyajabula. Mhlawumbe, okuningi kakhulu:
7. Ngokusobala, le nja inento ethize, kodwa iyakwazi ukuthula ukuze ingabonakali ingabonakali futhi ingasikhulumi nomxhumanisi:
8. Kubonakala sengathi abanikazi bathembisa inja ukuthi benze ubuso obuhle. Kodwa emasekhondini wokugcina ngaphambi kwesithombe, wabona ukuthi ukhohlisiwe, futhi wenza ubuso obunye:
9. Waqaphela ukuthi i-Stone Pine ayikho. Ngakho-ke, kungenzeka ukuthi, kusukela lapho, lapho behamba khona manje, kuzodingeka babuyele emgqeni wekollar:
10. Le nja iye yahlukanisa inkohliso yakho, futhi awunakho okumangazayo:
11. Akunakwenzeka ukuthi uzokwazi ukunqoba umncintiswano wokuhle, kodwa noma kunjalo, ukhazimule kakhulu:
12. Lo mfana uyathandwa kakhulu kangangokuthi akakwazi ngisho nokuthula ngokuthula:
13. Lokhu kudalwa okuthakazelisayo akunazi ukuthi yini ongayilindela kwabanye, kodwa kulindeleke ngobuqotho ukuthi konke kuyoba kuhle:
14. Uma i-monster yama-cookie ikhona, izobukeka kanje:
15. Lokhu kuyindlela evamile yokufaka inja yejaji. Futhi ushintshe isilo sakhe asikwazi neze ukufisa:
16. Ayaziwa, kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi isithombe sithathwe ngokushesha ngemuva kwenja yanikezwa i-broccoli kunokuba inyama. Okungenani, umzwelo emzimbeni ufana nokudumazeka:
Esigabeni salo nja, kwakukhona ama-Ewoks (amancane, ama-furry, izilonda ezimbili ezinemilenze efana nezimbongolo ezavela kwi-Star Wars):
18. Futhi usekulungele ukugijima ekhaya ngenhlamvu, ake uvumele ngokushesha:
Asifanelanga umphakathi wezinja. Uyakwazi? Asifanelekile ukuba siseduze nabo.